Okay I'm sorry, I still can't get over this fucking voice-controlled IoT smart bidet thing.
*pbbt* *plop* *pfffbtbtbtf* *plop* *plop* *plop*
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that-" *plop* "- could you try again?"
*pbbbbbbtbtbbt* *plop* *plop*
"Shuffling Billy Joel on Spotify"
*pbrrrttttt*
*Freezing cold water begins aggressively jetting directly onto your ballsack*
*pbbbbrrt plop plop plop*
"IT'S NIIIINE O'CLOCK ON A SATUR-" *pbfffffffttttttt* "DAA-" *plop plop plop* "Y~~"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Slightly annoyed I didn't do a hashtag for the Friday Dancers. I didn't realise I would commit so thoroughly to my ill-thought-out aim to "add a dancer every Friday until I run out of space".
If I add one now everyone who has faved or boosted an old one gets notified, which is a bit much for a vanity hashtag, so I'll just point out that I have nicely tagged them on my website.
It's a proper old school website too. No adverts. No pop-ups. No cookies.
See all 31 here...
Welcome to the future, goats and monkeys.
[ credit: https://stoney.monster/@stoneymonster/111592567052438463
h/t @chebra ]
The worst thing I've ever seen is a dude who was using an LLM to turn a short prompt into a longer email, and then another dude using an LLM to generate a short summary of that longer email so he didn't have to read it all.
My dudes
You have invented the world's first anti-compression algorithm, which sends a short statement by means of turning it into a larger statement for transmission.
@SwiftOnSecurity it's not even a matter of trying and failing... never underestimate the Advanced Persistent Teenager with free time and access to any of your SharePoint, Confluence, Wikis or any other docs for your internal infra for planning surgical strikes
See LAPSUS$ for very real examples of this in action
@Enigma @SwiftOnSecurity LOL @ “Advanced Persistent Teeenager”
Still dreich.
Reminding myself that the sunshine will reappear, eventually.
#sillyScribbles #photography #Scotland #beach #sea #cute #silly #drawing
Four days into new year. Still smiling. No sense of impending doom whatsoever.
I think I mentioned it has been quite rainy here? As evidence of this I give you this video loop taken in a local car park.
Behold the MIGHTY PUDDLE of the WOBBLY TREE!
#sillyScribbles #video #loop #reflections #sunset #animation #dance
Met a cute alien.
They asked me to take them to my leader, but I suggested they wouldn't like them, so I've brought them to see you lot instead.
(In related news, this is the last play-with-able photo from my New Years Day walk. I deeply, deeply, need it to stop raining 🌧️)
#sillyScribbles #googlyEyes #photography #mosstodon #silly #alien #drawing #cute
My sister told me that my 15yo niece Indie was embroidering her own sneakers. “Cool,” I said, remembering how I used to doodle on mine. Then they sent me the photos. 🤯 They are STUNNING. Look at that. A TEENAGER DID THAT. 😍🐝🌸 #embroidery #embroidered #converse
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.