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Is "unit tests for the unit tests god" a professional commit? I'll find out later

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“Boost this post if you’re a trans ally”

No WTF, I don’t care, stop trying to farm engagement!!!

Allyship should be seen and not heard.

Being an ally is something you do, it is not something you are.

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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

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me: surely everyone knows by know all the ad links on google are scam sites

literally everyone: 😱

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Good morning Mastodon. I trust Monday is greeting you with all the enthusiasm and excitement you desire.

#photography #street #mood

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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty."

"Copy that."

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[road trip]

DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.

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If you change the ?utm_source param of a social link to a swear word, will it show up in some marketing person's slide deck when they present their monthly update to their bosses?

I don't know.

But I might have a new hobby.

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kids should be allowed to have secrets from their parents and people who believe otherwise don't see kids as human beings

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I’m informed that the slip case will come with all hardback versions.

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Yesterday I started on the path of removing a scenario where a privileged account is using NTLM to authenticate to hundreds of machines.

Yesterday was a good day.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)