evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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you wouldn't download an impending sense of dread
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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.
Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.
Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".
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Teamwork.
Dangerous, foolhardy, teamwork.
#photography #seaside #seagull #bird #silly #drawing #sillyScribbles
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me: surely everyone knows by know all the ad links on google are scam sites
literally everyone: 😱
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Good morning Mastodon. I trust Monday is greeting you with all the enthusiasm and excitement you desire.
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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty."
"Copy that."
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[road trip]
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.
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If you change the ?utm_source param of a social link to a swear word, will it show up in some marketing person's slide deck when they present their monthly update to their bosses?
I don't know.
But I might have a new hobby.
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kids should be allowed to have secrets from their parents and people who believe otherwise don't see kids as human beings
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I’m informed that the slip case will come with all hardback versions.
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Yesterday I started on the path of removing a scenario where a privileged account is using NTLM to authenticate to hundreds of machines.
Yesterday was a good day.
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Hugely excited to bring you a preview of Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch. Words crafted by Gabrielle Kent and I, and illustrated by Paul Kidby.
Words! Pictures! Oh my! https://terrypratchett.com/discworld/preview-tiffany-achings-guide-to-being-a-witch/
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, TEAM. I am calling it: there's life on Europa. https://webbtelescope.org/contents/news-releases/2023/news-2023-113
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
