When you look at video of Mitch McConnell struggling to speak, remember that all human beings have lives that matter, and take a moment to share a little bit of human empathy for the tens or hundreds of millions of people who have fallen victim to the life of Mitch McConnell.
People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:
-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.
-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.
-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.
-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.
Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.
Everyone else:
Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.
Everyone else:
Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.
Everyone else:
Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.