evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Behold my coach of Fuchs and see that it is empty.

i just got the best pop up I've ever received on a website, on @stefan 's website

#SignsOfTheTimes

JOKE #TrumpMugShot #TrumpsGothamGoons
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Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...

People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:

-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.

-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.

-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.

-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.

I was going to make a whole track inspired by the display I saw in a French service station, but really 13 seconds is enough.

Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.

Everyone else:

Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.

Everyone else:

Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.

Everyone else:

Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.

#macro #photography #flower #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

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they should throw the book at whoever took the artefacts from the british museum for receiving stolen goods

“AI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

Here we are now, all the lads

mème tout frais 100% bio

French parent: *yeets child over fence* Garde Louis!!

I would like to publicly apologize for my prior support of drag show bans, but I would also like to emphasize that I thought drag was short for dragon. I did not mean to be a bigot, I simply wanted our scaly friends to be free and not be forced to perform for our entertainment.

postin hog