People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:
-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.
-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.
-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.
-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.
Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.
Everyone else:
Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.
Everyone else:
Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.
Everyone else:
Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.
This is a weird request, but I figure the worst I can get for it is silence. I'm totally #blind and have very bad hearing. To set up a device through its inaccessible software, I'm in need of a sighted person for about an hour and a half to two hours who can access a computer remotely, speaks and reads English, and can describe images and graphs. The person needs to be quite patient with follow-up questions, needs to be willing to repeat if needed, as well as be able to click on items and describe what happens on the screen. The person needs to be fairly detail oriented because some of the images appear to have arrows and other ways to expand them, according to the manual. Though I'm happy to be reasonable, I have no clue how much to offer as payment, this is my first request of this kind. I'm posting it because I know we have some blind people here who may be able to point me towards someone who has done this before and may be willing to do it for such a short period. Boosts welcome, indeed, they're appreciated. #hearingimpaired #software #A11Y #accessibility #remote
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.