evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Free speech has its limits. If you shout “Theater!” in a crowded firehouse they spray you with the hose.

Self portrait (shadow and wall, 2023)

This captures a moment just before I learnt something important.

I learnt that a 360 camera is NOT a good choice for capturing the glorious sight of a rainbow at sea. It's there, if you look really closely, but.... aye...

Nice planet sphere though, and an excellent foghorn.

#lighthouse #360degree #photography #sphere #Scotland

This cartoon hits hard.

It hits even harder when you notice the 2007 publication date in the lower right corner.

#climate #environment #nature #COP15 #COP27 #sustainability #PredatoryDelay

Not all heroes wear capes.

Right-wing press (2016): "The glorious age of Britain is upon us! Greatest Britain (blessed be its name) is the supreme realm in the known universe. In fact, we may as well rename the universe: 'Britannia, Oh Majestic Province of Divine Riches...'
Right-wing press (2023):

"No more locks on front doors. Anywhere. And that includes prisons. Lol" - Elon Musk

on mastodon you can view an unlimted number of posts every day. this has been controversial and widely regarded as a bad move

Sports are segregated by gender to protect men

@evilstevie Hah, perfect! Maybe it’s both. The names Bob, Weird Bob.

what LLMs effectively do is reduce ‘infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters’ to about a hundred monkeys and you have to choose which monkey you think is the best

I took a few macro photos of this purple and cream flower. None of the photos were quite right, but they all made me think of alien landscapes. They were very other-worldly.

Then one of them turned into this.

I think it's friendly.

#nature #photography #PhotoShop #silly #alien #creature #PurpleBeastVisitingUsFromTheStars

Loved when NFTs were getting hyped because if you were skeptical a bunch of chuds were like "You just don't understand how it works" and then you'd look up how it worked and it was actually much stupider than you thought

Bro they were trying to charge for URLs

@stavvers @andi I was really hoping submersible guy would kick off a bizarre-demise fad among the super rich.

Thiel: dies after deliberately replacing his own blood with the bile of forty hyenas.

Musk: devoured like a pagan god by his many children.

Ellison: Lost at sea. Found. Thrown back.

It's come to my attention that many of my international followers just don't do cryptic crosswords, so here's how the answer *works*

The clue is looking for a word that means "sexual impulse".

Lido is a pool
Bi is swinging both ways

Put "bi" in "lido" and you get "libido" which means sexual impulse.

This is how we live on rainy fascist island.

i fucking called it lol