evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Some flies look like vicious armoured attackers. Those poor flowers 😮

#nature #photography #flowers #bugs #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

Trump is now facing so many indictments that I think we can throw some fun ones at him and he won't even notice:

-conspiracy to date daughter

-attempted literacy

-illegally tiny hands

-aggravated spray tan

Went for a walk where the fluff monsters grow.

#nature #photography #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

Please stop laughing at CatGPT. Please stop sharing this picture. It's not funny. This is a slippery slope. It might only meow for now, but what's next? What will our cats do if CatGPT takes their jobs? Do we really want artificial intelligence to sleep all day? To scoff at the $50 worth of cat food you just purchased? To knock your full glass of water over and feel zero remorse when it shatters on the floor? Call me a Luddite, but I believe we must destroy CatGPT to protect our feline friends.

[at a lesbian wedding]
i now pronounce you "open to interpretation"

you may now kiss your roommate

I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.

Self portrait of the artist on a Scottish headland

2023, wind and shadow

#video #loop #Scotland #wind #shadow #silly #SillyScribbles #GooglyEyes #SelfPortrait

2022 version can be found here:
https://things.uk/@eclectech/109384110606179146

i've had it up to here with tom cruise

*holds hand horizontal about nipple height*

@evilstevie I know, right! The Real World is virtually unplayable right now.

Does anyone fancy their hand at being PM? Call me maverick, but I think next time we should take a break from the norm and have one who isn't a sociopath that exploits the role as a get-rich(er)-quicker scheme while the rest of the world burns.
#northsea #Sunak

Modern art ninja turtles

Hi, is that Rentokill.

Yes, how can we help

I'd like you to kill my co-worker

Sorry we only kill pests

Well he's a sex pest.

*click* hello, hello

30 July 2023
TFL
London

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to request the addition of upper windscreen wipers for double decker buses. For those sat in the front seats, it's very difficult to ensure the safe operation of pretending to drive the bus.

Thank you for your consideration.

Best,
Charles

What struck me most about those who rioted was how long they waited. The restraint they showed. Not the spontaneity, the restraint. They waited and waited for justice and it didn’t come. No one talks about that.

- Toni Morrison

#AbolishPolice #Abolition #anarchism #activism #Protest

People acting like AI invented bullshit on the internet. It learned it from us.