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Tomorrow if prince Charles sees his shadow, that means another six years of austerity

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@ironicsans

♫ I am a language model of a modern major general
I’m trained upon a giant mass of textual material
I’ve billions of parameters and answer questions various
Responses range from perfect to unwittingly hilarious
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
As long as with correctness you’re not overly fanatical
While many complex queries I can easily elucidate
I have an awkward tendency to freewheel and hallucinate ♫

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When there's a rapid unplanned disassembly but the show must go on

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@scarfolk Every time I hear a Suella Braverman policy announcement, I automatically think that @Richard_Littler is her writer

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Whenever I hear an autistic person say "ok, so" during a conversation, I get very happy, as I am about to learn an entire semester's worth of information in the next 15 minutes.
The most wonderful phrase.

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As you go about your day today, PLEASE remember to relax and take your time as you ride any elevators, open any very large doors, or push through any thin crevasses.

It’s important we all do our part to give the world plenty of time to load

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Wise words from the introduction & conclusion to my dad's #training material when he was learning to be a #software #developer in the late 1970s.

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Another #WalkTheTube expedition today, this time pushing out into Metroland. Photos to follow!

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I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.

When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”

And there’s this awkward pause.

“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)