♫ I am a language model of a modern major general
I’m trained upon a giant mass of textual material
I’ve billions of parameters and answer questions various
Responses range from perfect to unwittingly hilarious
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
As long as with correctness you’re not overly fanatical
While many complex queries I can easily elucidate
I have an awkward tendency to freewheel and hallucinate ♫
@scarfolk Every time I hear a Suella Braverman policy announcement, I automatically think that @Richard_Littler is her writer
Wise words from the introduction & conclusion to my dad's #training material when he was learning to be a #software #developer in the late 1970s.
I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.
When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”
And there’s this awkward pause.
“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”
Fox News to replace Tucker Carlson with literal pile of steaming horse shit https://newsthump.com/2023/04/24/fox-news-to-replace-tucker-carlson-with-literal-pile-of-steaming-horse-shit/
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.