evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

pee poo

I am a Red Cross “Hero for Babies” because I’ve never had CMV (Cytomegalovirus), a harmless virus for adults that’s potentially fatal to infants.

When they told me, I asked the tech why it’s so common and he said, “Most people get it through sexual activity in high school.”

And there’s this awkward pause.

“Well, I hope the babies appreciate my sacrifice. I read a lot of science fiction, OK?”

them: Goofy is a monster!
me: let him cook

this is my creation myth

It has been a very long week.

Have a good weekend people.

x

#cat #video #drawing #silly

Happy birthday, Dad. ❤️

Me: *attempts 110KG deadlift*

Everyone else at the funeral:

Fox News to replace Tucker Carlson with literal pile of steaming horse shit https://newsthump.com/2023/04/24/fox-news-to-replace-tucker-carlson-with-literal-pile-of-steaming-horse-shit/

I just *know* we haven’t seen the back of Resting Derp Face.

British folk: I think 13:12 today would be a good time to introduce youngsters to 1992's The Lawnmower Man...

It's Sunday, a time to worship the great benevolent spirit that watches over us.

#clouds #BlueSky #photography #silly #drawing

terminals

Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/terminals/

The copper beech in the garden is poised to burst into leaf, but at the moment it's lots of branches tipped with tight buds and a few seed pods.

I love the curly spikes.

#photography #nature #gardening #silly #drawing

I'm sorry but this is just the funniest shit ever.

These losers were mad that celebs had checkmarks and they didn't. Now they can buy the same checkmark and they're mad that the celebs won't.

Elon thinks he’s stolen my blue tick, but Ha ha ha ha joke’s on you Muskrat, I took a copy.

Starring Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, and Sean Bean as Mr. Atkinson

so I'm porting Doom to a new platform, and sadly it doesn't have any sound output.

well, any traditional sound output. it has a piezo buzzer.

PC SPEAKER'S BACK ON THE MENU, GALS!

❤️ 🐱 🍝 ❤️

"It's not nazism until concentration camps!"

A) we HAVE concentration camps

B) the Nazi PARTY existed before they built a single camp; I assure you, they were still, self-identifying fascists, before Auschwitz happened. Your history books lied to you because if you understand what fascism is and how it happened you'd have been turning on your own leaders a long, long time before now.