evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

It was drawn to my attention that there are machines for washing vegetables and they look excellent fun.

Look!

#video #machine #drawing #animation #silly

I'm aware giffing this kills the quality (such as it is) but I can't upload animated webps here.

Better quality / smaller file on my website, to be enjoyed alongside an old skool site with no ads, no pop-ups, no cookies, nothing...

Well, except a load of silly stuff I've made.

https://eclectech.co.uk/nonsense/2023-04rootvegwash

Spent the afternoon coding some deceptively fiddly date-handling stuff, it's not often I have to completely rethink my entire approach multiple times and pace around the flat swearing

🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us
👾 you are on the way to destruction
👸🏽 what you say !!
👾 you have no chance to survive make your time
👾 ha ha ha ha
👷🏻‍♀️ captain !!
👸🏽 take off every ZIG
👸🏽 for great justice
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

There’s a troll hiding behind this silo

I've been playing with the Hat aperiodic monotile and I've found a simple decoration that produces nice patterns.

You can download the corresponding 3D printing files here: https://www.printables.com/model/448090-aperiodic-monotile-pipes

I passed this sign every day as a kid, so I shouldn't be surprised I came up with @scarfolk

why do I support right to repair? simple: i want to upload my own MIDI files to my washing machine to play when it finishes a cycle without voiding my warranty

🐶

The 80s would be really confused about how the future turned out if you told them we all have supercomputers in our pockets and they're all running Unix.
"what do you call these amazing machines?!"
"phones"

Another snap from my morning walk.

My happy tree stump and I hope you have a good Friday.

#photography #drawing #flowers #silly

'3 Days Later' by Danny Boyle. A carpenter who works at IKEA is killed. 3 days later, however, he comes back from the dead to wreak havoc, triggering 2000 years of war, persecution, crusades & genocide. His devotees are at once recognised by the carpenter's symbol which they adopt as their talisman: a BILLY bookcase...

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

Always remember kids, if you're a conscientious copper trader who makes fair deals then in 200 years nobody will remember you, but if you screw over people so much there's an entire room full of complaint tablets about your conduct you'll still be a meme 4000 years on

For those in the UK, I've now got the UK Train Departure boards available from the console like you can with wttr.in for the weather.

You can now query a station using curl or wget (or a browser if you must)

curl https://uktra.in/mde

I've tested it with Firefox, Chrome, Chromium and Safari as well and it works*

Hit https://uktra.in/ to get further instructions and how to search

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#ukRailway #departureBoards #terminal #console #curl

Feels like a fuck around and find out kind of day

UK 2023: "About 500 adult male migrants to be housed on barge off Dorset coast." (BBC News)

Scarfolk 1970s: The deportation raft off Scarfolk coast beyond the "Natural barrier against foreigners." (Scarfolk & Environs Map Pack, 2020)
#scarfolk

we need to make "ex-parent" a thing culturally

like "oh yeah that's my ex-dad" or "ex-mom," everyone just knows you mean this person isn't safe for you and they can't be allowed to exercise power over you in any capacity

We accidentally invented computers that can lie to us and we can't figure out how to make them stop