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When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

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this horse was made for jortsin
and that's just what they'll do
one a these days this horse is gonna
buy some matchin shoes

(sick bass line)

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It shouldn't need to be said, but it does, so saying it on #TransDayOfVisibility feels appropriate.

I hope saying it with a happy, bouncing, fluffball is acceptable.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights #TDoV

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my pet peeve is when well-meaning progressives say things like "banning lgbt books in schools doesn't make fewer queer kids, it scares the ones we have into silence". like yeah that's what conservatives want. they're into that shit

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so, @settinger designed and printed a comic sans typewriter ball so we're testing it on my IBM selectric this afternoon and it totally does work!

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I have a bit of a soft spot for penguins.

I couldn't see a creative prompt for a #WellPresentedBird without digging out one of my penguin photos to posh it up a bit.

Obviously it doesn't need much to present a penguin well. They are pre-tuxedo'd for a start.

#SillyCuratorPrompts #Penguin #PhotoShop

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WHOA whoa whoa whoa hold on there bucko, you've changed it from illegal in Florida to illegal in Tennessee

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Me: I'll have a bag of meth

Them: This is McDonald's.

Me: Fine, I'll have a bag of McMeth.

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Also here the periodic reminder to start all your #shell scripts and functions with a comma: rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/co

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I recently talked to a CEO of another tech company and they have a secret, internal safe word they share only when doing large money transfers, because there are so many scams and deepfakes. This is the kinkiest 💩 I have ever heard of 🤯

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RT from Intel (@intel)

Today, we lost a visionary.

Gordon Moore, thank you for everything.

#bot
Original tweet : nitter.1d4.us/intel/status/163

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I wish more people understood that "I want the computer to generate a natural language text that sounds like a plausible answer to a question about x" and "I want the computer to answer a question about x" are two very different problems.

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Getting a lot of questions so to clean up confusion—here’s how to respond when someone wishes you “Ramadan Mubarak”:
•Ramadan Mubarak to you too!
•Ramadan Kareem!
•Khair Mubarak!
•Happy Ramadan!
•I will buy you tacos after Ramadan ends!

So if you were unsure how to reply, you’re welcome.😉 May you all have a blessed and happy month full of peace and service to all humanity. Amen. ❤️

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