evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I have a bit of a soft spot for penguins.

I couldn't see a creative prompt for a #WellPresentedBird without digging out one of my penguin photos to posh it up a bit.

Obviously it doesn't need much to present a penguin well. They are pre-tuxedo'd for a start.

#SillyCuratorPrompts #Penguin #PhotoShop

WHOA whoa whoa whoa hold on there bucko, you've changed it from illegal in Florida to illegal in Tennessee

Me: I'll have a bag of meth

Them: This is McDonald's.

Me: Fine, I'll have a bag of McMeth.

Long time no post, hello again!

#PixelArt #MastoArt #art

Also here the periodic reminder to start all your #shell scripts and functions with a comma: https://rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/commands-with-comma/

I recently talked to a CEO of another tech company and they have a secret, internal safe word they share only when doing large money transfers, because there are so many scams and deepfakes. This is the kinkiest 💩 I have ever heard of 🤯

RT from Intel (@intel)

Today, we lost a visionary.

Gordon Moore, thank you for everything.

#bot
Original tweet : https://nitter.1d4.us/intel/status/1639418740243861504

I wish more people understood that "I want the computer to generate a natural language text that sounds like a plausible answer to a question about x" and "I want the computer to answer a question about x" are two very different problems.

Getting a lot of questions so to clean up confusion—here’s how to respond when someone wishes you “Ramadan Mubarak”:
•Ramadan Mubarak to you too!
•Ramadan Kareem!
•Khair Mubarak!
•Happy Ramadan!
•I will buy you tacos after Ramadan ends!

So if you were unsure how to reply, you’re welcome.😉 May you all have a blessed and happy month full of peace and service to all humanity. Amen. ❤️

Militant decency.

#Gnu #TerryPratchett

I feel like this really captures it

Did you know Charles Dickens worked for two midlands newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.

It was most excellent.

Learned today the ethics team at microsoft's ai division were a bottleneck to getting their ai out, so we're sacked, which bodes really well.

Asking #BorisJohnson if he lied is like asking a tubby dog with brown smears all over its face, in a kitchen covered in brown paw prints, if it stole and ate all the chocolates.
Dog: "I'll admit I ate the chocolates, but I wasn't aware that I was eating them at the time"

Epic. Leave secret messages for Bing on websites

https://twitter.com/random_walker/status/1636923058370891778

Elon Musk recently said, “press@twitter.com now auto responds with 💩”

I had to test this out for myself.

And got 💩 immediately.

Yep, this is the guy that Press continues to legitimize. This is what he thinks of them.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637420728743088130?cxt=HHwWhMC-ycbepLktAAAA

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