evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

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"The standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital."
- Noam Chomsky #NHS

Afternoon. Today's sunny Monday picture is Pupper Planet, home to this delightful oversized dog who has dropped their bone and would very much like it back please.

#360degree #photo #sphere #silly #dog #DogsOfMastodon

Know your #history

@Richard_Littler in other words, a perfect world!

Additionally, if autistic people were the dominant neurotype, there would be a 1 mile distance between every human dwelling in the world, and a hedge as high as Kilimanjaro around each property. And the walls of each property would be 8 metres thick.
#asd #autism #hyperacuasis

Crossing my fingers that the hound's gut troubles are over & we'll all finally have a proper night's sleep (it's been pretty bad, but he's bearing up well for an old dog)

Plot twist:

the "flamethrower" Elon Musk was talking about was Teslas all along.

Well that's no fun.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Every person I've ever met with an anti-immigration stance...

I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
a bus

This way

#WalkTheTube #CentralLine

dear windows, no,would not like to upgrade to windows 11

Check out this awesome t shirt I got from Portugal

MITM is short for Malcolm in the Middle attack

music is mostly just really loud math

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

I was thinking about how I have hundreds of programming comics I've posted to Twitter over the last 5 years that aren't on Mastodon anywhere. Would folks be interested in a "b0rk_reruns" account where I have a bot post older comics?

I think the main hard thing about that would be figuring out captions, I only started writing captions pretty recently and backfilling is hard