evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Plot twist:

the "flamethrower" Elon Musk was talking about was Teslas all along.

Well that's no fun.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Every person I've ever met with an anti-immigration stance...

I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
a bus

This way

#WalkTheTube #CentralLine

dear windows, no,would not like to upgrade to windows 11

Check out this awesome t shirt I got from Portugal

MITM is short for Malcolm in the Middle attack

music is mostly just really loud math

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

I was thinking about how I have hundreds of programming comics I've posted to Twitter over the last 5 years that aren't on Mastodon anywhere. Would folks be interested in a "b0rk_reruns" account where I have a bot post older comics?

I think the main hard thing about that would be figuring out captions, I only started writing captions pretty recently and backfilling is hard

God, I’m terrible at social media-ing.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #adhd
Here, have a cat:

@fencoul 3% of 1319 people voted "Brilliant", and this is the most scientific evidence we have of how many children Boris Johnson has.

I will never own a better shirt than this.

Do you ever think about taking a shirehorse to Currys, strapping a fridge freezer to its back and riding it home?

Been seeing a lot about #ChatGPT lately and got my first question at the library this week from someone who was looking for a book that the bot had recommended. They couldn't find it in our catalog. Turns out that ALL the books that ChatGPT had recommended for their topic were non-existent. Just real authors and fake titles cobbled together. And apparently this is known behavior. 😮

there should be a server for clothing repairs called darn.tooting