evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Me, playing Cyberpunk 2077: haha, this is so unrealistic. everything is networked, nothing is secure, you can get super effective hacking kit basically for free

Me, studying cybersecurity: oh no

The cashier said “Strip down, facing me.”

By the time I realised she meant the debit card, it was too late.

I have made the tories a new campaign poster.

CW:Painting of a Tory

Napkin Cole

Me: Hey! Check this out. I made a tiny sphere from a pathway, and it looks like a Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Rest of household: [...]

Me: What?! It DOES!

Rest of household: [backs slowly away]

Anyhow. I present the evidence for your perusal. You're welcome.

#360degree #photo #Scotland #sphere #MutantNinjaTurtle

Had to bimble back to the town square I photographed in the rain a week or so ago. Got a much better shot this time, partly due to me getting to grips with the camera, but mainly the sun was shining and the old church shines in the sunlight.

#360degree #photo #sphere #TownSquare #Scotland

I spend a lot of time trying to think my way around such things, convinced there must be a clever solution to be found, but it's rare for it to pay off so directly

Where Your Elements Came From

Image Credit & License: Wikipedia: Cmglee; Data: Jennifer Johnson (OSU)

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap230108.html #APOD

@Hinterlands
Hope you're paying them well!!!

@Hinterlands Get in the river, rasclaat.

OMG. Huge excitement in house eclectech as I decide to have a wee Beat Saber for the first time in a while and discover there is now a Rock Mixtape set.

RAWK!

#BeatSaber #gaming #VR #LookLikeAnIdiotButItsFun

Stop saying I ‘created’ people like Marjorie Taylor Greene. That’s asinine. She was created in a meth lab.

Huzzah!

And some devs want to trust this AI to write production quality code or do some real life stuff 🤣

Damn, humans suck.
"Megapodes are superprecocial, hatching from their eggs in the most mature condition of any bird. They hatch with open eyes, bodily coordination and strength, full wing feathers, and downy body feathers, and are able to run, pursue prey, and in some species, fly on the same day they hatch."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megapode

From Steven Loggins (not even sure about what platform):

"Something I learned from trail hiking is if you're ever lost in the woods, do not panic. Just say loudly and clearly 'Elon Musk is not a genius,' and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you poor, then you can follow them to the parking lot where their #Tesla exploded."

Stuck in traffic? Next to an "empty" cycle lane? Sounds like you could significantly speed up your journey by cycling.

says the guy understaffing an IT department