evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

gonna tell my kids this was pizzagate

Over many years, I have been gradually replacing all of the paragraphs in the Ship of Theseus Wikipedia article.

Have you ever been sitting in traffic when you start wishing your fingers were longer so you could tickle the undercarriage of the car in front of you and maybe make it giggle?

Don't even talk to me until I have had my coffee because my shoulder-mounted noise-activated antipersonnel laser-cannon runs on coffee.

If you're engaged to be married, I’m learning to design wedding invitations and would love to design your save the dates, invitations, and/or programs for free of charge in order to build my portfolio. Message me right now, and we can talk details.

*All* couples are welcome to participate. Thanks so much!

#graphicdesign #wedding #engaged #engagement #design #photography

Keeping my tradition of painting octopuses on the bottoms of tables in hotel rooms alive 😀

Tonight I decided to add candy eyes to our chocolate-dipped strawberries, only to learn that when it comes to desserts there is a very, very fine line between “whimsical” and “cursed”

I have been playing with a 360 degree camera and I have to say I am DELIGHTED with how you can turn the world inside out and back to front.

It's amazing fun.

Need to get my head round it properly, and some decent weather to get some good photos, but I will be making more THINGS.

#360degree #photo #sphere #Scotland #dusk #smile

@evilstevie I enjoy how little she needs to do, to have them stuttering in impotent rage.

Recent (reverted) addition to Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia page. It goes without saying the Wiki Vandalism is A Bad Thing.

When the mood takes me, I will occasionally throw my creative efforts at building 1:64 scale dioramas. This was ostensibly to show off my Matchbox/Hot Wheels/Corgi car restorations and customisations but I found the diorama building to be more rewarding and challenging.

Waterfall. High Peaks. Derbyshire.

#bnw
#photography
#mastoart
#landscape
#fotografie
#blackandwhite

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Sometimes twitter has an absolute banger.

If you come for the queen, you had better not miss, and yet so many do.

@micahflee Reminded me of this classic:

@ancient_catbus

The only thing worse than being a 36-year-old grifter trying to troll a teenager online, is getting fully bodied in the attempt.

@stavvers Ive seen it remaindered already. And it’s heartening to know that despite no publicity I still managed to outsell him.

So the government is now refusing to publish economic analysis of its latest trade deal with Israel. Which seems entirely legit and not remotely like a cover-up operation to stop people from seeing what a totally shambolic hash they are making of every single negotiation, exposing time and again the epic, country-diminishing folly of flouncing out of the single market and pretending that’s a ‘win’.