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you know what? I don’t think I’m gonna let that guy put a chip in my brain after all

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To paraphrase:

It should be a surprise to no one that yet another of Musk’s products is trying to lock its users inside while it burns around them.

Okay, that’s the last thing I’ll say about him… for now.

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One time while we were making pancakes, my kid asked how the dinosaurs died.

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Many journalists didn't like the look of Mastodon, and it seemed unlikely they'd want to move here, but Musk has done an amazing job of changing that

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@simonegiertz basic rules are to follow people and hashtags that look interesting. Then, when you realise you’ve followed too many, start unfollowing the less interesting ones.

I BELIEVE IN YOU! GOOD LUCK!! ✊

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Week 1: We will finally bring free speech to the Internet

Week 8: Linktree is illegal

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The biggest trick John Mastodon ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed.

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There's an Elon tweet for every shitty move he does.

So about banning a bunch of other social networks now in place on Twitter.

Well...

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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone.

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#JohnMastodon really isn't getting the level of appreciation that he deserves, if we're all being honest with ourselves.

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The Teenager: What are you laughing at?

Me: Oh. Nothing. I've just put a beard on a standing stone.

*runs over*

*sighs*

*pause*

The Teenager: It needs googly eyes.

Anyhoo... back in a mo...

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly

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Well. They were NOT wrong.

I give you two standing stones on Arran, part of the Machrie Moor stone circles, in fine festive garb.

You are very welcome.

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly #GooglyEyes #Photo #IsleOfArran #MachrieMoor #Scotland #Festive #Animation

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In 1976, THE POINTER SISTERS were asked to record "Pinball Number Count" for Sesame Street, which was a series of educational cartoons teaching kids how to count. It made its debut in 1977 and was a feature on the show for many years.

A BANGER 🔥🔥🔥

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For the average user, these "John Mastodon" jokes might be hilarious, but to the guy who ran over a man named John Mastodon with his car 26 years ago and has been hiding the evidence ever since, it's gotta feel like a bad omen

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)