evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

fuck you, covid.

*feels shit*

The biggest trick John Mastodon ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed.

There's an Elon tweet for every shitty move he does.

So about banning a bunch of other social networks now in place on Twitter.

Well...

@david This has aged well

#twitter #twittermigration #spacekaren #musk #sanctions #elon #elonmusk #europe

The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone.

So much for freedom of speech on Twitter.

#JohnMastodon really isn't getting the level of appreciation that he deserves, if we're all being honest with ourselves.

The Teenager: What are you laughing at?

Me: Oh. Nothing. I've just put a beard on a standing stone.

*runs over*

*sighs*

*pause*

The Teenager: It needs googly eyes.

Anyhoo... back in a mo...

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly

Well. They were NOT wrong.

I give you two standing stones on Arran, part of the Machrie Moor stone circles, in fine festive garb.

You are very welcome.

#StandingStoneSunday #Silly #GooglyEyes #Photo #IsleOfArran #MachrieMoor #Scotland #Festive #Animation

In 1976, THE POINTER SISTERS were asked to record "Pinball Number Count" for Sesame Street, which was a series of educational cartoons teaching kids how to count. It made its debut in 1977 and was a feature on the show for many years.

A BANGER 🔥🔥🔥

#muppetmovies

"John Mastodon, I presume?"

Did You Know?: Jack Nicholson improvised the "here's Johnny" line in The Shining as a nod to his friend, the then-unknown Jonathan Mastodon, who would of course go on to found this here website

John Mastodon explaining the federated timeline to the new users

@matsimpsk Haha! Are you accepting registrations? You could end up with your local feed being devoted to them.

@matsimpsk Yeah, we're still closed too. Slightly concerned about resources it could use if we opened it up.

@eclectech I'm not as brave as you guys - mine is fully managed on masto.host, so I'm sure it could take a bit of strain, but if I start adding more and more people, I'd obviously need to upgrade the account.

The main reason for getting my own server was partly just to see how it works, but also so I can post gifs and other stuff without feeling guilty for piggy-backing.

North Korea marked Kim Jong-il’s death anniversary today with a series of photos of the Dear Leader looking at things, and they’re far better than those Donald Trump NFTs.