evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

This quote by Carl Sagan hangs in my office. #science

This doctor office has some real bangers

audrey turns irate
loretta goes into a snit
evelyn becomes vexed
harriet has a fit of pique
dorothy gets slightly miffed

I've worked out why my posts don't get more interactions and engagement, it's that everyone is jealous that I'm the bestest, smartest boy.

Had a tough day on Facebook. I still don’t know what you’re supposed to comment under a photo of a new baby, but I’ve learned it isn’t ‘Yikes’.

Well that's good news. Scottish govt. and Unite have negotiated a new pay offer which means the NHS Scotland industrial action has been called off.

It's nice to get a wee hint now and then that there are some grown-ups in government.

https://www.unitetheunion.org/news-events/news/2022/december/unite-confirms-nhs-scotland-vote-to-accept-improved-pay-offer/

#Scotland #unite #strikes #NHS

Status update! Had the 'orrible tube and bag removed and am going to be discharged from hospital tomorrow!

These are cute! https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2022/12/masayuki-oki-cats/

I like people who take a knee to protest injustice, rather than those who want to shred the Constitution.

Today we have a fluffy cat that has seen things on the naughty list that it does NOT want to discuss.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar #cat #catsofmastodon

The axolotl smiles because it knows the joy of murder

ME: Is the fish here boned before cooking?

WAITER: That's just an ugly rumor, and anyway we fired that chef last week.

ME: ...what?

I thought you might need to see this.
#MeanwhileInCanada

Time for a cheerful dog-faced owl sitting on a reindeer.

Because why not?

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar #owl #reindeer

I have to give microsoft props for making the best of all the virtualization acceleration solutions across all the operating systems.
KVM? hvf? Haxm? all have their drawbacks.
For the windows hypervisor you never run into any of those problems, because IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS

Actually #heartwarming wheelchair healthcare story.

Meanwhile in Norway 🇳🇴: "Man (74) sails his fishing boat into a navy live fire exercise and refuses to move because he had reserved the spot first". This is the kind of pettiness we can all get behind. #APILN

https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/jan-74-nektet-a-flytte-seg/77991218

Maybe my favourite ever spoof infographic.

Anyone got a paper dress?

#strawberries #snow

#caturday #xmas

You'll never believe what happened today while you were away.