evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

my wife has found a store that sells Trap Door clothing

I predict we will be flat broke within the next 15 minutes

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

Tech CEOs should be asked if they want to be waterboarded. Their options are “Yes” and “Later.”

Am a bit shattered, but before I collapse for the evening I thought I'd share this, as Glasgow's cone performance was very much on point today 😆

(far better than my photo, but it was extraordinarily busy, so a bit of a challenge)

#Glasgow #Scotland

meeee

seeing jason scott whining about people "bitching" about slop should probably concern more of you than we see concerned. the ia tool is already vibecoded, what do you think this says about the future of the archive?

if i could go back in time to like 2008 and give everyone in infosec one bit of important advice, it would be:

"do not make 'working in security' your entire personality"

FRIDAY: Push2Prod

MONDAY: consequences

#memes #catte #shitpost #Push2Prod

Welp,

Curculio elephas, Look at its snout!


#insect #insects #macro #macrophotography #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #weevil #weeviltime #weevilwednesday

In the UK, you have to keep your dog under control at all times. If you let your dog off-lead and something goes wrong, you're responsible and you face the legal consequences. Could we please have the same for all these tech companies and their models?

Look at this beautiful, art deco Kodak Six-16 that arrived today. It's fully working and came with the its original carrying case. I need to get a 616 to 120 roll film adapter so I can take it out and shoot with it. :)

#photography #filmphotography #camera #filmcamera #kodak #artdeco

"fine. fuck it, I'll look for CVE-2026-6667 on google."

"listen, I know what you queried for, but I mean, wouldn't you rather have details for 2026-60667 instead? How about 2025-12345 instead? Those numbers are much more interesting, don't you agree?

THIS WASN'T APPROVED BY THE COMMITTEE.

how others react to your browser remembering you:

"Welcome back so and so, your session is still active!"

them: "neat"

me OTOH:

"Welcome back so and so, your session is still-"

ME: "WHO ARE YOU. DO NOT LOOK AT MY FACE. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME. I DO NOT PERMIT A MACHINE TO SPEAK TO ME."