Nigel Farage, haunted former wanker banker, has resigned from his seat as MP and announced he’s standing again in the same seat - he’s trying to dodge responsibility for a crypto funding scandal by hiding behind the electorate.
All the rival parties have refused to put up candidates so now a man with a bin on his face has entered, and is doing media rounds with interviews.
Today I found out (the hard way) you can only shoot old Sigmas wide open on newer Canons unless you chip them to translate the aperture command
Anyway, bugs!
#macrophotography
#TruthTuesday 👇
This bears repeating till governments do the work to corral unbridled #AI development: 👇
I had a hug based decision crisis yesterday with this, and finally decided the above was the destination, but as I've always been one to share my travels have the big loud hug on its own to kick start the week. This is where it started.
I'm gonna bring a bunch of HELLO MY NAME IS stickers and marker pens to #emfcamp and put them in strategic locations. Please use them! :)
Every year I see a bunch of people wearing them having exciting and fun interactions because they recognised an online friend by their handle. It's awesome.
It also helps the neurodivergent and faceblind among us.
Hey there, I'm on vacation until the 13th, and probably won't be answering social media much until then.
If you have any questions for me, feel free to DM me and I'll give it best effort to answer the following Monday.
If you have #malware , #sandbox runs, proof of concept #Exploits , and/or want to see #Snort and/or #Suricata rules for said bad things, leave me a DM, @ me, or if you want things looked at more quickly, contact my co-workers through community.emergingthreats.net . I promise the forums get checked very frequently, and we respond to inquiries quite fast.
Until then, cheers! and feel free to leave some birthday wishes or shitposts for me to come back to.
Now a very important part of this puzzle, of answering "Who the hell is BMJ," is understanding that this machine doesn't crash.
If you open up your computer and pee on the RAM chips while it's running, it'll crash. Like, it'll give a blue screen of death or whatever, and it'll stop what it's doing and go Reboot Me. That's because it was PROGRAMMED to do that, crashing is a human invention, computers don't "naturally" crash. The processor just... keeps going.
And when the processor in my Baby Pacman hit a bump but Kept Going, it misinterpreted some instruction and went "Okay fine whatever" and, well, who knows what it did. It's truly impossible to say. There's no telling what kind of adventures it went on. But wherever it went, it was weird enough to give us BavemanJoe, who knows the secret way to score nine points on Baby Pacman
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.