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"Even we gets a reflecting pool, don't we, precious? Yes, we do, my love."

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To help improve your quality of life, please fill out this completely anonymous Citizenship Feedback Form!

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What do you enjoy about living in Alpha Complex?

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Did you know that unhappiness is treason?

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RE: social.overheid.nl/@BZKopensou

Sweet. Dutch government needed improved accessibility for its social.overheid.nl Mastodon instance. It decided to cofinance this, and the features landed in the brand new 4.6 release. “In this way we invest in our own communication tools and those of the full fediverse at once.”

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Say what you like about David Cameron. He campaigned on the slogan "Broken Britain" and by the time his party left office they'd delivered one.

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instance admins are the real heroes of the fediverse and open social web.

they turn our software into real communities.

so let's not forget them, and everything they do for us.

pay them, thank them, remember them. they are the glue of this whole network.

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Just like a monarchy is ruled by a monarch, an anarchy is usually ruled by an anarch, a fiercely competent individual who keeps insisting they are not the leader, just want to do their thing, and should not be looked up to and has everything made their responsibility against their will.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Live, Laugh, Lobotomy" Pin. In this economy, it's as good a retirement plan as any.
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Early American Chinese restaurant menus were designed to be parsed as SQL.

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Right. A ftiend of mine is trying to find a junior developer role in an EU country for a 19yo trans woman with an EU passport who has to escape abusive parents. She's at the "Writes her own operating system" level, so not your average 19yo.

Anyone hiring? Links to job specs or adverts appreciated.

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If reviewing code is harder than writing it, and you use AI to generate code you couldn't write yourself, you're neither the programmer nor the reviewer.

You're a rubber duck with merge permissions.

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@anon_opin Star Wars had a standard 'Restraining Bolt' for droids.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)