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The White House vs. Isengard in Lord of the Rings.

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What do you enjoy about living in Alpha Complex?

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Did you know that unhappiness is treason?

How fast can you run?

#paranoia #ttrpg #survey #rpg

RE: https://social.overheid.nl/@BZKopensource/116770424383243538

Sweet. Dutch government needed improved accessibility for its https://social.overheid.nl Mastodon instance. It decided to cofinance this, and the features landed in the brand new 4.6 release. “In this way we invest in our own communication tools and those of the full fediverse at once.”

Say what you like about David Cameron. He campaigned on the slogan "Broken Britain" and by the time his party left office they'd delivered one.

instance admins are the real heroes of the fediverse and open social web.

they turn our software into real communities.

so let's not forget them, and everything they do for us.

pay them, thank them, remember them. they are the glue of this whole network.

Just like a monarchy is ruled by a monarch, an anarchy is usually ruled by an anarch, a fiercely competent individual who keeps insisting they are not the leader, just want to do their thing, and should not be looked up to and has everything made their responsibility against their will.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

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@anon_opin

SLUGGO’S CATURDAY

My latest @newscientist.com@bsky.brid.gy cartoon

Early American Chinese restaurant menus were designed to be parsed as SQL.

Right. A ftiend of mine is trying to find a junior developer role in an EU country for a 19yo trans woman with an EU passport who has to escape abusive parents. She's at the "Writes her own operating system" level, so not your average 19yo.

Anyone hiring? Links to job specs or adverts appreciated.

If reviewing code is harder than writing it, and you use AI to generate code you couldn't write yourself, you're neither the programmer nor the reviewer.

You're a rubber duck with merge permissions.

@anon_opin Star Wars had a standard 'Restraining Bolt' for droids.

Was able to get a bit more detail on the Moon in this one with Venus over the upper edge.

#Astrodon #astrophotography #seattle

How to create an account on #WSocial in 13 easy steps:

choose a username
choose a password
choose your interests
download the #WIdentity app to your phone (two options: Apple AppStore of Google Play Store)
scan a QR code
create a PIN code

(optional: enable biometrics; re-enter PIN)

choose whether you simply want to verify that you're human or if you also want to verify your name
choose the verification method (automatic photo review, request a manual review or scan your passport chip)
scan your passport's picture page
scan your passport's chip
take a selfie
scan a QR code to link the W Identity to your W Social account
enter your PIN code

Congratulations, you're verified*!

(* for two years)

Demonstration in all its simple glory here:

📺​: https://inv.nadeko.net/Vcq4MiabpEQ

Please save this toot as reference if you ever hear somebody say that IT'S TOO COMPLICATED TO JOIN THE FEDIVERSE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PICK A SERVER 🤡​

#SocialMedia

> you run nmap
> the ai powered robo soc

These days the tech industry feels like the Titanic, except it's the middle of the day and every passenger and sailor on board can clearly see the iceberg. But if you mention it to the captain or any of his officers they scream back at you WAIT UNTIL THE NEW MODEL THIS TECHNOLOGY IS INEVITABLE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND FULL STEAM AHEAD.

But the iceberg is still there and doesn't really care about the opinions of a bunch of delusional middle-aged men with text generators for girlfriends.

Low level shitposting