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Remember, 40% of police are not domestic abusers. 40% of police *admit* to being domestic abusers.

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That's a good idea. You can never find one when you need it.

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A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

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Still feeling wonky after getting dental work done, so for today please enjoy this May Day-themed image of Bigbot from a calendar a few years back.

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This is the most specific job I have ever seen sharing it on the off chance one of you know someone who:

- Is UK based
- Looking for flexible, part time work
- Has an academic/research background
- Wants to build a research grants program
- Loves hedgehogs 🦔🦔🦔

ecologyjobs.co.uk/job/research

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I should not have to spend any of my time keeping an organisation like Palantir out of the NHS. This should be a given on national security grounds alone, but for many more reasons beyond that. Unbelievable honestly

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"The Mastodon time line is empty and boring"
Listen, I posted the picture of a couple of poorly panted Warhammer miniatures, got a few likes, looked at who liked it and followed those who seemed to boost a lot, and now I am awash of photos of gorgeously painted miniatures!

Your timeline is as alive (or dead) as you make it!

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Die wirklich wichtigen Dinge gehen immer fast unter:

Heute wäre Sir Terry Pratchett 78 Jahre alt geworden.

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At some point the corporations realized that Clarke's logic works in reverse, and any sufficiently advanced sleight of hand is indistinguishable from technology

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🤖🔊 I made a thing for Attention!
Experience the amazing soundscape of an AI data centre from the comfort of your own home
Just watch out if you leave it chugging at full pelt for too long - the AI may have its own ideas about how to run things...
datacenter.fm

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Does anybody here do custom ASCII-art animations? I'd like t o commission something — not right away, but soon.

Boosts? Appreciated. Hotel? Trivago.

#art

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PRIVACY TIP: Do not use the Internet.

Follow me for more #privacy tips and tricks.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)