evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

There should be a mandatory GCSE in Life Skills. By the time you leave school you should know how to change a car wheel, wire a plug, stop a dripping tap, how to wallpaper and paint, being able to cook simple meals from scratch, alongside financial skills like budgeting.

@Viss

chipotle is totally logical as a source of programming and other information. i can't think of a more perfect example of "garbage in, garbage out" than chipotle.

My seat has been stolen #caturday

I am in the latest issue of Northampton Poetry Review and Alan Moore in there as well - includes my just stop oil poem and “Not All Men” piece #poetry #writing #writingcommunity #creativity

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476) Flagbot. Keep up with a rapidly-changing political landscape with this chameleonic flag robot which can shift the patterns on its surface at a moment's notice. #SmallRobotsRemastered

More moss from the woods today. It was looking very fine in the sunshine.

#sillyScribbles #mosstodon

If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

This!
#MAGA #uspolitics #TrentReznor

475) Diarybot. Keep your private musings safe with this security-conscious robot. If the tamper-proof lock isn't deterrent enough, it can deliver stern looks, little kicks or, failing that, it can just run and hide. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Trump's efficiency.

Stealing art to train an image-generation model is also known as the six-finger discount.
#AI

I keep getting offers from randos offering to setup various crypto currency things to sponsor me or curl.

I will NEVER agree to have my name associated with any crypto currency efforts/scams. There's no room for debate. A hard no.

Sometimes, I find that writing poetry is the only way to make sense of things.

The Lined Page

Stay away from windows, the message said.
I gave her daughters my Star Wars figures.
Now they and her defiant husband hide.
Her last post spoke of the deep jolt
As missiles erupted the towers in the sand,
Of air becoming flame, transmuting hope to glass.

Once every couple of years, someone you know will decide they are serious about photography. They will publicly share their deeply unimpressive photos and you will have to pretend they are good. Don't worry, it usually passes in time.

Quilt top done, sandwich made on kitchen floor as it wouldn't fit on the table, and the pins get stuck in the carpet 😅 I've ordered some cream thread to quilt it with, going with a simple diagonal pattern I think.