evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

464) Storagebot. Look after your precious things with this robot whose gullet is an interdimensional gateway to a pocket universe that is pleasingly roomy. Just administer a slight tickle to retrieve a possession. AKA Bot-of-Holding. #SmallRobotsRemastered

If I have to age verify to use a vpn I'm going to quit the Internet entirely and begin digging vietcong tunnels in the Welsh hills

looking for tickets any where in the UK for #anginedepoitrine if you can help out i'd appreciate it very much

462) Axolotlbot. A friendly aquatic robot pal, for people who want an axolotl but might not be able to keep one easily, or as company for existing axolotls. #SmallRobotsRemastered

My wife this morning: “There’s a bird out there but my app isn’t recognising it, it’s a lovely little call” I went out to do the bins & discovered it’s the septic tank’s fault alarm going off

Someone Out There Needs You*

Here's to all the kids who were born with non-default settings; to all you who put the effort in to figure yourselves out.

You're amazing and deserve to be celebrated.

I'm glad you're here 💝

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.

Ah, nice! A local teacher providing lessons on how to make HTTP requests from the command line! 😃

Er, hmm…maybe that's not it actually. Sorry @bagder, I think I got too excited there for a minute! 😅

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ryanc/116149771597152151

This is the first time I have felt like I want to get my nails done

A wee Puffin saying hello for #SilentSunday

AWS reporting that ME-Central-1 (UAE) is having an “operational issue” after it was “impacted by objects” 🤔

I do like the model, but I am not sure I assembled it correctly.

So, the Epstein files are "start a war with Iran" bad

Morale will continue until the beatings improve

The bombings in Iran are a disgrace to FIFA and everything the peace prize stands for.