Being a professional disappointment sounds bad until you realize it insinuates that you'd get paid to disappoint people.
Kid wanted an IKEA Blåhaj for their birthday and the quickest way was to order it “click and collect” to a Tesco.
However, this process *actually* involves an IKEA delivery driver parking his van in a quiet corner of the dark Tesco car park and giving you a call to say you have to be there in 20 minutes or he’s gone.
Fortunately the exchange passed off smoothly and the kid is now the proud owner of a full-size Blåhaj, and a briefcase full of Libyan plutonium.
sooo... does this mean Venezuela get to yoink Trump to free the USians from their apparently dodgy president?
"Trump to be tried under Venezuelan child-abuse and corruption laws"
hmm.
and for all those saying this gives Putin a carte-blanche to grab Zelenski, I'd also say that the reverse is surely also true if more difficult to pull off...
not going to bet against Ukraine managing it though
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'“Tinder for Nazis” hit by 100GB data leak, thousands of users exposed'
Also exposed: it's a sausage fest, with almost no women. Shocker.
I'm coining it now: "Fashley Madison."
https://cybernews.com/security/investigator-exposes-white-supremacist-sites-users/
January 3rd 2026 - doom-scrolling at its best
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