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An entire historic building was destroyed by the fascist invader.

But this is not a historic building in Ukraine.

This is The White House in Washington DC.

#EastWing

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The whole experience of the fedi is just yelling "hey nerds, I found something interesting..." into the abyss and the abyss going "fuck me, that is interesting"

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I have to inform you that your ai girlfriend was hosted on US-EAST-1. I'm so sorry for your loss :/

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@cynicalsecurity I could believe this.

Thief: "We need you to take down US-EAST-1".

Insider: "OK, but it will cost you."

Thief: "Name your price."

Insider: "I need the crown jewels of France."

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Now he's criticising the snake. Will his reign of terror never end

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@jonty I've seen a raspi on fire because of someone reckoning it'll host a server that then got 300+ connections over 2 minutes

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I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.

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"Your adversary does not wait for you to finish patching." - The Art of Cyber War

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Argos were ideally poised to be Amazon. A digital warehouse in every city. They absolutely dropped the ball at every opportunity. A truly British tale of mediocrity.

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marriage is just telling each other fun facts about the world until you die

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)