evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

the internet has broken me

Unclear if the crab transport box is required or if I could just carry an emotional support crab in my pocket for 14 hours

We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB

"If you lose an item inside your seat, please call for assistance"

me [distraught, whispering to a flight attendant]: my crab

source code is stored in the tarballs

A Christian asking what makes it morally wrong to hurt people if there’s no god is such a self report

*waves hello*

#sillyScribbles #mushtodon #fungi #nonsense

A slight #Introduction

Hello I'm James. I've bounced around the internet under the handles of SeniorCitizenKane, or MisterPants, and lastly as Mayornaise.

I'm socially awkward and shy irl, very much an introvert.

I do a lot of Like and Boost, less so self penned toots. I'm recovering from a serious stroke, and that took away my funny creative toot making.

I've been a guitarist my whole life, the stroke ended that as well, but I'm struggling to play again if I can get my fingers to cooperate. I'll get there. If nothing else I am an eternal optimist.

I come in Peace and Love, and if I appear odd or ugly, I apologize in advance. My brain is trying.

Good morning! It’s #bookshopday today, a chance to support your #localbookshop wherever you are.

We are closed this week but you can support us by liking posts, signing up to our newsletter and buying books online through @bookshop_org_uk or audiobooks through @librofm - or leaving a review on Tripadvisor or Google.
Please pop into your nearest bookshop wherever you are today and help support local businesses, not billionaires. X

I’m trying really hard to be a glass-is-half-full kind of person, but the glass is half-full of shit.

@cR0w @h2onolan @reverseics @rootwyrm @neurovagrant

Morning

#sillyScribbles #sillySpookyHatting #featherFolk

Your occasional reminder that Jeff Bridges has been hand-drawing his web site for decades https://www.jeffbridges.com

I used to wonder how IBM could possibly consent to create a system to help Hitler organize his concentration camps.

Then I look around at all the tech companies aligning with fascism today.

Just noticed it’s gone past 50 million reloads, well done everyone, a v productive use of our time & resources! https://vole.wtf/reload-clicker/

Had a wee wander in the garden to see what fungi delights were hidden away. Not a great photo (need to go out when it's dryer & better light) but this one made me grin.

#sillyScribbles #fungi #mushtodon

This will crash the global economy

Tis the season of these wee beauties flying around and bossing everyone about... #robin