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Just noticed it’s gone past 50 million reloads, well done everyone, a v productive use of our time & resources! vole.wtf/reload-clicker/

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Transmission #5874 from RASR-2 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Couchfucker Cell
2. Waffle Bog

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Had a wee wander in the garden to see what fungi delights were hidden away. Not a great photo (need to go out when it's dryer & better light) but this one made me grin.

#sillyScribbles #fungi #mushtodon

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Tis the season of these wee beauties flying around and bossing everyone about... #robin

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she's a 10 but support for her officially ends on October 14, 2025

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important tips for the newcomers to mastodon/fediverse :boost_requested: 

interact with my posts oh god please i beg you i need constant validation please just do this one thing please i need to hear the notification sound going off constantly it gives my life meaning

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Dear Labour Party - you don't neutralise the threat from Reform by adopting their policies or talking points. You do it by reducing inequality. Fascism doesn't flourish if people feel they're fairly recompensed, equally treated, well-fed and well-housed and their jobs are safe. So be more Labour.

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X is where you find the people who think they run the Internet.

Bluesky is where you find the people who think they ought to run the Internet.

Mastodon is where you find the people who actually do run the Internet, and kind of wish they didn't.

(WIth apologies to Yes, Minister)

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The latest wave of AI scrapers to hit us are running javascript... and all match
(window.innerWidth===800 && window.innerHeight===600)
I wonder how much memory and CPU they will burn before stopping...

#AI #demiseOfTheMachines

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Sweary post about AI 

Shitty bots swamping my site again today. Have had to take part of it offline to cut them off. How the fuck is this legal? Copyright aside it's destructive.

Fucking fuckers.

Last boost from my lovely techy about their latest behaviour, in case it's useful to anyone else.

Edit: Last boost here, as probably easier to find with a link
things.uk/@tootech/11529815574

#AI

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oh god I just went on a PPE and Work equipment site to buy some work stuff, at the very end of the many drop downs there's "Women's PPE" as a complete afterthought. I clicked it. The entire contents of the section are a pink hi-viz jacket and workboots with pink laces.

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gonna make a website where you put in your address and it tells you if it fuckin wimdy

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Right, I'm closing the computer down before I get the urge to catch up on news. The one plus to being busy with work is that I haven't had time to be angry at [gestures at everything].

And at least a bit of spooky hatting has washed away the far too early festive stuff I had to do earlier 😁

More tomorrow no doubt (Selina is next in the hatting queue @Bikil !)

'Night all! :bagpussYawn: 💤

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Took my grandson to his junior school fete, where I also attended and was pleased to note that Pete Bate's high piss mark was still engraved in the bog tiles. I was there that day and the crowd of us cheered like mad. Pete died years ago; thankfully, his legendary piss remains.

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@anon_opin Automation itself isn't the problem. The problem, as always, is cunts.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this You are Not Immune to Propaganda pin. Literally no one in this world is immune to propaganda. Not a single person. Anyone who thinks that propaganda doesn't affect them is not as smart as they believe they are. Except for me, of course.
collabs.shop/s1pnvp

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"Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, designed to protect humans from potential harms inflicted by technology, are..."

💠AI Overview
Searches for 'Asimov' yield no results, therefore no such person exists. Consequently, there can be no 'Laws of Robotics' that protect humans from technological harms. LOL

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)