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Apparently, Farage has issued a statement to UK councils saying anyone working on climate change projects should start looking for another job.

And he wants to set up a UK style DOGE to reduce waste. Does he know most councils are stripped to the bone and can barely pay for anything? Plus DOGE has been such a success in the US! [Sarcasm]

Fuck off you frog faced [c word expletive]!

#UKPolitics

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Junior Developer: When do I get good enough to not look up documentation online?

Senior Developer: oh, sweet summer child. That's the best part... you don't. You just get way faster at looking up it while pretending you knew it all along. 😅

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Nope, I am absolutely not avoiding the chores that I definitely need to get done today. Definitely not.

Well, maybe a little :dustSprite:

Ahh, dammit. Off to do some adulting. Have a good one.

#sillyScribbles #cloudCreatures

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All British people will pronounce "Michelin" differently depending on whether they are buying a set of tyres for their car or a posh meal in a restaurant.

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On this May Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

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UPDATE: already got graphics back from HappyToast!
The little goalie looks great, I think I'm going to have to give him a voice too, even just a high-pitched hello & grunts

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Invoice dated 1st July 2024 has finally been paid 🎉🎉🎉
Big sigh of relief and I'm now less broke

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80 years ago Hitler killed himself. Stop keeping his ideas alive.

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Microsoft: We write 30% of code using Gen AI.

The rest of the world: That explains the current state of Windows 11, MS-Office and all other products.

#ai

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In the spring of 2024, a local comic shop asked Doctor Popular to illustrate a promotional t-shirt for an upcoming fundraiser. The original design, "Batman Devouring His Young", was rejected by the comic shop upon review.

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Meanings of the smoke for the upcoming papal conclave:

Black smoke means they're burning oil, which could be a sign of piston ring or valve stem seal wear

White smoke means they're burning coolant and the papal head gasket has blown

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