evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Left Meta, so I’m posting this into the void rather than to friends—but I might as well introduce myself with this pic. #handsoff

Happy 8th birthday to infosec.exchange 🎂🎈🎈🎉

Cats cannot be beaten ... 🐈

#Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

The key to a productive afternoon is the decoy keyboard.
#catsofmastodon #cats #productivity #pets

I just made this silly but accurate thing. I'm silly too and i love it, but also i'm serious in my silliness.

Found some teeny tiny flowers in the lawn. I like these ones, because it looks like they've just licked something unpleasant, and are trying to wipe the taste away with their fluffy hands.

Yes it does. Shush now.

#sillyScribbles #gardening #nonsense

Edit: apparently this post is incorrect and Oracle has, in fact, not acknowledged the breach.

Oracle finally admits its cloud was hacked https://cybersecuritynews.com/oracle-acknowledges-data-breach/amp/

Perfect

It will never not be funny to me that I have to occasionally change the oil in my telephone switch.

Leaving this in the guest bedroom bedside drawers like it’s a Gideons’ Bible.

#Hegseth

Apparently Automattic are laying off around one in six of their workforce. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

Anybody remote hiring for a UK-based full-stack web developer (in a world that doesn't seem to believe that full-stack developers exist anymore) with 25+ years professional experience, specialising in PHP, Ruby, JS, HTML, CSS, devops, and about 50% of CMSes you've ever heard of (and probably some you haven't)... with a flair for security, accessibility, standards-compliance, performance, and DexEx?

CV at: https://danq.me/cv/index.html

#note #work #automattic #job #memorable #employment

Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2025/04/02/redundant/

Guess what % of plastics have been #recycled? No prizes :(

@GossiTheDog

When I asked Oracle for comment, a PR person responded and offered a comment on the condition I not attribute it in any way to Oracle. When I said no, the PR person said Oracle was declining to comment.

#radicalopacity

✅ Are you well versed in Linux?
✅ Do you understand Linux internals and eBPF?
✅ Do you like building out POCs?
✅ Do you understand cyber threats, how they manifest, how to investigate them, and forensic artifacts?
✅ Do you want to join a highly functioning team of top-notch researchers?

💥 Guess what? We have a job opening for a Principal Linux Researcher here at @huntress

Apply here:

👉 https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/huntress/jobs/6524934003