evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Trump: "You're gambling with World War III."

History: "WWII started with a right-wing authoritarian leader allying himself with a Russian dictator and agreeing to mutually devour a country on Russia's borders. That's essentially identical to what Trump and Putin are attempting to do now. The way to stop WWII was to hold a dictator in check. The way to prevent WWIII is the same."

Elon: We need to eliminate government waste.

Advisor: We could end tax breaks for billionaires.

Elon: What about this guy here?

Advisor: That's Greg. He has to push a button every ten minutes or our nuclear warheads will detonate, killing us all. We pay him $7.25 an hour.

Elon: Fire Greg.

"Have you said thank you, even once?"

How do librarians remotely access their computers?

ssh!

I shit you not. Denmark and Norway are refusing to fuel US warships.

Not even the government… it’s private companies.

As you watch the Trump regime wreck everything in sight, you should be regularly asking yourself this question:

If the stated goal was to end democracy, ruin the economy, accelerate climate change, shred human rights, aid our adversaries, and steal everything in sight -- would the regime be doing anything differently?

Here’s to another relaxing Sunday.

Make Measles Great Again!!!

#StopRFK #Vaccines #Measles #ArrestTrump #ArrestMusk #DonaldKrasnov #RepublicansOwnThis #GOPKakistocracy #GOPWeirdos #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Go ski in Russia, Mr. I Did Not Have Sectional Relations with that Couch.

It's also clear he's no longer safe on US soil and can't trust the US govt with sensitive information

Zelensky showed incredible restraint to not punch Trump and/or Vance

#3057 - Excusing Yourself

Do I know anyone who could make good use of my late Dad's engineer's lathe? Would have to collect from the Midlands or Lancaster probably. Trying to find a good home for it...

By popular demand*, we’ve added Styscraper custom emojis to this instance:
stycone
stypig
stycringe

*one person asked

🐷NEW GAME🏗️
Get building and show off your tallest towers!
https://vole.wtf/styscraper/

new tiny nature spirit friends!

#artist #MastoArt #ceramics

Frustratingly a job I was really excited about has fallen through at the last minute due to a lawyer screwing up.

So, I'm still looking for a new role. I'd really love to find something in the music industry, but open to anything!

https://chaos.social/@jonty/113640383512703863

"BUT HE HaS AUTiSM, hAvE YOU ConSiDERED tHIs"
- wouldn't it be great if fascist behaviour could be explained with this? Then we'd have a cure!

Features wonderful illustration work by Doc Hackenbush

I’m so pleased with how this turned out & it’s great to get back to launching stuff
https://vole.wtf/styscraper/
Tip: if you build piles of matching height you can then put a pallet across