evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

The new Starbucks CEO, Brian Niccol, is going to commute to the office 3 days a week by private jet.

Don't forget to take your reusable cup to the coffee shop!

#climate #ClimateCollapse #environment #EatTheRich

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/23/business/starbucks-ceo-brian-niccol-private-jet/index.html

For those who did not receive the last memo:

THE VOID is for screaming.

THE ABYSS is for staring.

Please do not scream into THE ABYSS. And under no circumstances should you ever stare into THE VOID.

That is all.

The mysteries of life, a story in two parts

I mean in some ways being up there is safer than the ground, where Boeing assassins live.

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name.

Friend: What do you play games on?
Me: I play games on a switch!

#meme #shitpost #networking #tech #infosec

Huh.

So, just now I learned that you can convert miles to kilometers with the Fibonacci sequence?

A mile is 1.609 kilometers.

The Golden Ratio, the ratio between Fibonacci numbers as they get large, is 1.618.

So, within about 1%. And large doesn't need to be that large, it's actually pretty accurate from about 8 onwards.

1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 etc etc

5 miles is 8 km.
21 miles is 34 km.
89 miles is 144 km.

etc etc.

Kinda neat IMO.

I run a small tech startup. Was struggling to get second round investment, so we rebranded everything with AI this and AI that. Investors suddenly falling over themselves to give us money. We don't, and never will, use AI for anything in our company or products we sell.

They say big trucks are just a reality if you want to make deliveries in the city.

I say there's other ways to solve the "last-mile" problem...

There's your beer kegs—sorted.

#London

🧵

The past year has been amazing. From marriage, to Pwn2Own to a Pwnie Award, I'm so grateful. I'm using the money I've won from hacking competitions, bounties, & RB for two ppl to travel & attend Hexacon, the premier offensive security con in Paris, France.

https://forms.gle/zt9RaR7EEvTxWGCe7

Remember to keep pirating Disney content so they aren't allowed to kill your wife

Random Saturday morning thought - Head & Shoulders shampoo missed a trick in not doing a body wash/shower gel called Knees & Toes

@munin

You do use the same safety protocols for both AI and Fae:

Never tell them your name. Always use a euphemism or pseudonym. Giving one your name will always end badly.
When you doubt of the authenticity of the presentation, always try to look at it from different angles and see if there are any cracks, seems, or defects. Rotating it is the easiest way to do this.
Never, under any circumstances, eat anything offered to you by one. Politely refuse as best you can.
Do not follow directions provided by one. They will lead you astray and into harm's way. This applies to all conversations. They love to lie and will do so with absolute authority and earnestness.

So cool! A one-pixel-wide font that exploits subpixels.

(Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/slGDHG3oyt)

Following on from my sunset thread earlier... BEHOLD!

A HORNED and VICIOUS BEAST did burst forth from the MOUNTAIN OF FIRE!

*ahem*

#sillyScribbles #cloudCreatures #silly #sunset #nonsense #skying

Like @eclectech - I love a good #sunset 😍

Today I learned that the Alien franchise is owned by Disney, which means that every xenomorph egg that hatches, being a daughter of the xenomorph queen, is technically a Disney princess

I reached a new level of Pagliacci'ing myself: I googled something and got exactly one result: ME.