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Got some positive testing results on ancient devices (& there's not a lot I can do to improve it anyway) so decided to bung it live!
vole.wtf/hellmouth/

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It turns out Google Chrome ships a default, hidden extension that allows code on `*.google.com` access to private APIs, including your current CPU usage

You can test it out by pasting the following into your Chrome DevTools console on any Google page:

chrome.runtime.sendMessage(
"nkeimhogjdpnpccoofpliimaahmaaome",
{ method: "cpu.getInfo" },
(response) => {
console.log(JSON.stringify(response, null, 2));
},
);

More notes here: simonwillison.net/2024/Jul/9/h

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Things to name your Roomba:

- H.R. Suckinstuff
- R2Clean2
- G.I.R.
- John McClean
- Clean Latifa
- Buttercup
- Vlad the Inhaler

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@JennyList I only know you from what you have put into the world and have nothing but respect for you. I know thats not the point, but I feel the work is better with you in it.

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Have nothing in your home that you do not
• know to be useful
• believe to be beautiful
• feel unaccountable vague fondness for
• can imagine a hypothetical situation in which you'd *really* need it
• firmly intend to get round to doing something with one of these days
• can't remove because of all the other junk piled on top of it
• feel guilty about not dealing with something more important first
• fear throwing away in case you remember tomorrow why you bought it
• miscellaneous

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*pops in*

It's Friday! The Tories are gone & the world is briefly a slightly brighter place for it. Have a good weekend if you possibly can 😃

*pops out again*

#FridaySparklyDancers #sillyScribbles #animation

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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now

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Supreme Court: The president has immunity for official acts.

Biden: Wet socks.

Supreme Court: What?

Biden: Official order, new uniforms. Wet socks, tight bowling shoes, thick wool robes. Get em on.

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WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD,

The #ShittyCameraChallenge Returns from July 1st - August 31st.

Bring your own SPF (Summer Photography Failure/FUN) get out & make some arts or farts using Shitty Cameras, don't take it too seriously. Also, everyone that doesn't win will be "DELT WITH"

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Tech companies, please stop making things smaller and thinner, it's not 1998. We want longer battery life and our things to be repairable, instead of replaceable. If you can't think of any actual innovations, stop wasting resources!

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)