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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now

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Supreme Court: The president has immunity for official acts.

Biden: Wet socks.

Supreme Court: What?

Biden: Official order, new uniforms. Wet socks, tight bowling shoes, thick wool robes. Get em on.

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WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD,

The #ShittyCameraChallenge Returns from July 1st - August 31st.

Bring your own SPF (Summer Photography Failure/FUN) get out & make some arts or farts using Shitty Cameras, don't take it too seriously. Also, everyone that doesn't win will be "DELT WITH"

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Tech companies, please stop making things smaller and thinner, it's not 1998. We want longer battery life and our things to be repairable, instead of replaceable. If you can't think of any actual innovations, stop wasting resources!

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boost this cat to federate my single-user server

edit: 515 reactions/stars to one of the top google images results for "cat" (when that isnt even how federation works!) but only one boost on the reply linking to my friend's music. i see how it is :/

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5yo has been very worried lately that Partner and I will someday die, which is very touching, but he has also tearfully asked us to make sure we leave behind the PIN for the iPad before we go.

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My attention has been drawn to this packaging design from HP, which presumably someone approved.

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therapist: are these "stakeholders" in the room with us right now?

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If the government can convict Trump, they can convict any one of us who falsifies business records with the intent to commit fraud

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)