evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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important eclipse safety tips:
- never look at an eclipse without eye protection
- ensure your eclipse glasses are ISO 12312-2 certified
- do not listen to the whispers of the faceless men who emerge during totality, they speak only lies
- always supervise children closely
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- Do you think you're a suggestible person?
- Me? No, not really.
- Did someone mention to you that you might have been the sort of person to make Cerne Abbas Giant style pictures?
- Well, they might have...
- And did someone else mention the possibility of large chicken hill carvings?
- Well, maybe...
- Did you just search through your photos looking for an appropriate grassy slope for a giant chicken picture?
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- Well?
- No comment.
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"AI accidentally made me believe in the concept of a human soul by showing me what art looks like without it."
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Dull property development down the road is selling a one-bedroom flat for half a million quid (plus hefty service charge, I assume), mind-bogglingly ridiculous
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There's a thing called pareidolia, where someone sees a pattern or image of something that doesn't really exist, frequently faces.
At first I thought my perception of this building was an example of it, then I realised the face definitely DOES exist.
I mean, the architect even included eyebrows. Come on.
#sillyScribbles #photography #silly #nonsense #drawing #architecture #pareidolia
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Good thing: There was a gap in the rain so I could get outside for half an hour.
Bad thing: The gap in the rain was only 20 minutes.
Good thing: Found this!
(good things win - hurrah)
🇺🇳🖖
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Good afternoon Mastodon. I hope your weekend is treating you well.
#sillyScribbles #lichenSubscribe #photography #silly #cute #nonsense #drawing
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there's something real fucking dark about how AI is too inaccurate for tracking people around a grocery store so they have humans to make sure every last item is paid for, whereas if your AI is generating targets for a genocide then a serious error rate is perfectly within acceptable parameters.
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I'm ready for the coming eclipse and for the second threat that could cast America into darkness.
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I saw a guy at the airport with a shirt that said “SAVE THE MANUALS” and I thought “Hell yeah, brother! You may need to reference them in the future. Glad to see another fan of documentation.” Then I saw a weird symbol like an H with a | down the center, and I realized it was a dude who just really liked stick shift cars.
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“When drivers fail to yield for pedestrians, it’s not because they can’t see them, it’s because they don’t care.” Kudos to @VisionZeroYVR for this brilliant intervention. https://momentummag.com/vision-zero-campaign-bricks-vancouver/ #TheWarOnCars
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If vaccines caused autism, we would have high speed rail.
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Wait… so does the Easter bunny have a cloaca?
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
