evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

good morning, at least 4 of our country's members of parliament have been fooled by the most basic of sock puppet bot DMs of pretend hot people suggesting they know the MP and asking for a dick pic - and immediately sent them.

you know when they said 2024 was going to be this major AI influence attack on our democracy.. yeah.. we didnt need to go that advanced.

Good thing: There was a gap in the rain so I could get outside for half an hour.

Bad thing: The gap in the rain was only 20 minutes.

Good thing: Found this!

(good things win - hurrah)

#sillyScribbles #photography #cute #silly #drawing

#temu #meme

Good afternoon Mastodon. I hope your weekend is treating you well.

#sillyScribbles #lichenSubscribe #photography #silly #cute #nonsense #drawing

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218832131

I'm ready for the coming eclipse and for the second threat that could cast America into darkness.

I saw a guy at the airport with a shirt that said “SAVE THE MANUALS” and I thought “Hell yeah, brother! You may need to reference them in the future. Glad to see another fan of documentation.” Then I saw a weird symbol like an H with a | down the center, and I realized it was a dude who just really liked stick shift cars.

Knock knock!!!

who's there

Hike

hike who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with
bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

#dadjokes #haiku

“When drivers fail to yield for pedestrians, it’s not because they can’t see them, it’s because they don’t care.” Kudos to @VisionZeroYVR for this brilliant intervention. https://momentummag.com/vision-zero-campaign-bricks-vancouver/ #TheWarOnCars

If vaccines caused autism, we would have high speed rail.

Wait… so does the Easter bunny have a cloaca?

Internet comes in via geosynchronous satellite that is directly ahead and can’t pass through the three masts, so we’ve altered course slightly to check email for the first time in a few days.

Everyone wants a simple solution to the xz incident but the reality hurts. It's going to be expensive and hard work but if we all work together to yeet computers into the sun we might just be able to solve it

I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.