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Internet comes in via geosynchronous satellite that is directly ahead and can’t pass through the three masts, so we’ve altered course slightly to check email for the first time in a few days.

Everyone wants a simple solution to the xz incident but the reality hurts. It's going to be expensive and hard work but if we all work together to yeet computers into the sun we might just be able to solve it

I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

If you’re a neurodivergent christian CEO of your parent’s company, you’ve got the triple ‘tism!
Au-, bap-, and nepo-!

Was thinking about tortoises. Got a bit confused. Think I need to get some sleep. Sweet dreams all 💤 🐢 💤

#sillyScribbles #tortoise #silly #nonsense #drawing

The Dream Toilet Lies!

Very pleased to see a caterpillar when out and about earlier.

They seemed slightly less pleased to see me.

#sillyScribbles #photography #silly #drawing

🐶💩⛳️ NEW THING!
We’ve created the ultimate 3D sports game, you can even choose a small/medium/large dog to suit your throwing style
https://vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/

Action footage from the garden earlier today.

#sillyScribbles #boop #bird #photography #silly #drawing

bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

I found this is near Dunvegan Castle on the Isle of Skye. I'm not sure what they were in their original form, and I'm not sure what they are now, but I rather like both.

#sillyScribbles #photography #Scotland #silly #nonsense #drawing

its my birthday can i get a boost

Trump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.

“My gender has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the name of my union.”

Decided to hold back game launch til next week to allow for more playtesting & tweaking, but here's a pic to whet your appetite

I hate to have to link to the x-birdsite, but https://twitter.com/ToughSf/status/1769958999279927787

Rocket propellants are often fun. This one is designed to fuck things up on a magnitude that's up there with Project PLUTO, by using elemental fluorine reacting with liquid lithium _heated by cesium-137_.

For when you absolutely positively have to fuck literally everything that so much as looks at your exhaust funny.

that is a pretty gottem moment ngl

I’ve been a lifelong vegetarian but, to address climate change and inequality, I am prepared to eat a billionaire