evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Good morning Mastodon.

It's Friday, and the shell experiments continue.

#sillyScribbles #photography #googlyEyes #silly #seaShell

Earlier discovery about wrong-way-up shells being super-happy-smiley-shells is not without exceptions.

Sometimes they're just alarmed.

Please do not be worried for the wee shellfolk; they are now the right way round again.

#sillyScribbles #photography #seaShell #silly #drawing

Everyone in the house was doing Sensible Things so I stayed out of the way and took photos of stuff lying around and have made an Important Discovery.

Taking a photo of a shell the wrong way up makes it super-happy-smiley-shell.

LOOK!

#sillyScribbles #photography #seaShell #cute #silly #drawing

Happy Burns Night to Boris Johnson from Nicola Sturgoen.

#FuckingClown

A wee bit of #Scotland for all those celebrating #BurnsNight

I filmed this on the #Cairngorm #funicular #railway back in 2011.

Experience the whole journey in 53 seconds.

Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.

Saw something on the front of the daily mail, that was complaining about wokeness and the rewriting of history because I'm reading the national trust had discovered links between churchill's home and the slave trade, and was decrying the rewriting of history, like what the fuck are you talking about, that's not rewriting anything, it's highlighting literal historical facts.

They don't half hate history being told in all its grimy details.

We’re a long ways from a simpler time.

Small talk and conversations can be really hard for autistic people.

#ActuallyAutistic @actuallyautistic

image: Izzy@autieselfcare

MAGICAL GOOGLE HACK:

intext:"thing you actually want to search for"

should work for at least another ten minutes, until they find a way to enshittify that too

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

I know this is quite odd, but it's really just a shot in the dark so I don't reinvent the wheel. I'm sure someone has already done this and undoubtedly done it better than the way I want to. I am #blind and want to bring the HDMI output of one computer, running its UEFI configuration interface, to another computer, and then send the image of that output to OpenAI's #LLM so it can tell me what is selected, what is on the screen, and so on. This is so I can get access to the UEFI on machines, both to install systems and during those times when the machine doesn't boot and there's no sighted person around. I know of no #a11y method for blind users with #UEFI. My thinking is that a capture card would allow this. Has anyone managed this sort of thing on a windows machine? I don't mean to limit to the UEFI input, any sort of visual input from which static images are routed to a LLM from a capture card/visual input would be good to hear about. If so, I would be very grateful for any ideas on both the card and software to use, particularly so that the image is clear to the model. Thanks for having a look at what I'm sure is a very strange request.

I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed
Turns out I’m not remotely funny!

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

Getting ready to face Tuesday.
Oh aye.

#photography #doll

Latest comic: Tech billionaires just want to save humanity!

#tech #inequality #economy #philanthropy

Stop scrolling.

I just wanted to bring to your attention that in Norway speed bumps are called Farts Humper.

Carry on.