evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Okay I'm sorry, I still can't get over this fucking voice-controlled IoT smart bidet thing.

*pbbt* *plop* *pfffbtbtbtf* *plop* *plop* *plop*
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that-" *plop* "- could you try again?"
*pbbbbbbtbtbbt* *plop* *plop*
"Shuffling Billy Joel on Spotify"
*pbrrrttttt*
*Freezing cold water begins aggressively jetting directly onto your ballsack*
*pbbbbrrt plop plop plop*
"IT'S NIIIINE O'CLOCK ON A SATUR-" *pbfffffffttttttt* "DAA-" *plop plop plop* "Y~~"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Rarely do you get to see the roots of post boxes like these ones waiting to be re-potted.

Slightly annoyed I didn't do a hashtag for the Friday Dancers. I didn't realise I would commit so thoroughly to my ill-thought-out aim to "add a dancer every Friday until I run out of space".

If I add one now everyone who has faved or boosted an old one gets notified, which is a bit much for a vanity hashtag, so I'll just point out that I have nicely tagged them on my website.

It's a proper old school website too. No adverts. No pop-ups. No cookies.

See all 31 here...

https://eclectech.co.uk/gifsTag?tag=FridayDancers

Welcome to the future, goats and monkeys.

[ credit: https://stoney.monster/@stoneymonster/111592567052438463
h/t @chebra ]

I can see why people like ChatGPT. I asked it “What would happen if I stuck my dick in the Large Hadron Collider?” and it gave me a very detailed and plausible sounding answer, whereas CERN didn’t even reply to my email.

@bamboombibbitybop

The worst thing I've ever seen is a dude who was using an LLM to turn a short prompt into a longer email, and then another dude using an LLM to generate a short summary of that longer email so he didn't have to read it all.

My dudes

You have invented the world's first anti-compression algorithm, which sends a short statement by means of turning it into a larger statement for transmission.

@SwiftOnSecurity it's not even a matter of trying and failing... never underestimate the Advanced Persistent Teenager with free time and access to any of your SharePoint, Confluence, Wikis or any other docs for your internal infra for planning surgical strikes

See LAPSUS$ for very real examples of this in action

@Enigma @SwiftOnSecurity LOL @ “Advanced Persistent Teeenager”

Still dreich.

Reminding myself that the sunshine will reappear, eventually.

#sillyScribbles #photography #Scotland #beach #sea #cute #silly #drawing

My honk if you like honking bumper sticker is causing me to go deaf

Four days into new year. Still smiling. No sense of impending doom whatsoever.

#sillyScribbles #photography #beach #cute #silly #drawing

I think I mentioned it has been quite rainy here? As evidence of this I give you this video loop taken in a local car park.

Behold the MIGHTY PUDDLE of the WOBBLY TREE!

#sillyScribbles #video #loop #reflections #sunset #animation #dance

Met a cute alien.

They asked me to take them to my leader, but I suggested they wouldn't like them, so I've brought them to see you lot instead.

(In related news, this is the last play-with-able photo from my New Years Day walk. I deeply, deeply, need it to stop raining 🌧️)

#sillyScribbles #googlyEyes #photography #mosstodon #silly #alien #drawing #cute

Why don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys and every day we produce an endless number of words and one of us already wrote hamlet.

the sixty minute stopwatch sound coming from the bottom of the beans bowl at this holiday inn breakfast buffet

My sister told me that my 15yo niece Indie was embroidering her own sneakers. “Cool,” I said, remembering how I used to doodle on mine. Then they sent me the photos. 🤯 They are STUNNING. Look at that. A TEENAGER DID THAT. 😍🐝🌸 #embroidery #embroidered #converse

john mastodon is not on the epstein flight logs