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My honk if you like honking bumper sticker is causing me to go deaf

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I think I mentioned it has been quite rainy here? As evidence of this I give you this video loop taken in a local car park.

Behold the MIGHTY PUDDLE of the WOBBLY TREE!

#sillyScribbles #video #loop #reflections #sunset #animation #dance

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Met a cute alien.

They asked me to take them to my leader, but I suggested they wouldn't like them, so I've brought them to see you lot instead.

(In related news, this is the last play-with-able photo from my New Years Day walk. I deeply, deeply, need it to stop raining 🌧️)

#sillyScribbles #googlyEyes #photography #mosstodon #silly #alien #drawing #cute

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Why don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys and every day we produce an endless number of words and one of us already wrote hamlet.

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the sixty minute stopwatch sound coming from the bottom of the beans bowl at this holiday inn breakfast buffet

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My sister told me that my 15yo niece Indie was embroidering her own sneakers. “Cool,” I said, remembering how I used to doodle on mine. Then they sent me the photos. 🤯 They are STUNNING. Look at that. A TEENAGER DID THAT. 😍🐝🌸 #embroidery #embroidered #converse

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Happy New Year to you all :)

Dartmoor doesn't see too much snow. We are called "The mild, mild West" for a reason. However, just occasionally, we get dumped upon and all is transformed.

#snow #photography #MastoArt

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Oh, you need screws? What kind?
We got drywall lads, uh… sheetrock men… or do you just need some—

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@stavvers it's obvious when you remember that renowned night creature batman keeps a robin around for a regular 2am tootle

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Ireland has a full year to do the funniest thing ever

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