evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

We can all be refugees
Nobody is safe,
All it takes is a mad leader
Or no rain to bring forth food,
We can all be refugees
We can all be told to go,
We can be hated by someone
For being someone.

-Benjamin Zephaniah

Sleep well, beautiful man

Lovely turn of phrase from MET Norway:
"we had a severe outbreak of planned maintenance"

I totally forgot to hawk!
BUY #SCARFOLK BOOKS for #Christmas or, quite frankly, I will perish!
https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/p/scarfolk-gift-shop.html
(Please take pity on an artist who is absolutely useless at self-promotion. At least, now that I've been diagnosed, I know it's probably my neurodivergent brain that's to blame) #adhd #asd

I hope you're all following this thread of festive behatted pets from @eclectech !

https://things.uk/@eclectech/111533011537688720

Hah, saw the headline "Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton", didn't clock where it was from, and just thought "I wonder if @babe has seen that?!" 🤦‍♀️

https://www.theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460

The mushies on the tree stump in my garden have gone a little odd.

#sillyScribbles #photography #mushtodon #garden #silly #drawing #googlyEyes

Important announcement. CONDIMENT COW

The fascinating snow globe effect of a soap bubble freezing.

Video credit: Lorie Shaull / CC BY 2.0
Further reading: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/freezing-soap-bubbles/

SO proud of all my achievements. Thanks to #AI, facts about our lives and culture are now preserved for future generations.

Now I see. #cybertruck

I could have been getting annoyed watching Johnson in every pause from work today. Instead I've been putting festive hats on Mastodonians' pets.

I think I made the right choice.

Offer still open, although it might be tomorrow before I do more.

#xmasHatting #festiveBlether

Post and festive animals here:

https://things.uk/@eclectech/111533011537688720

elf on the shelf is some fucked up bullshit

🖼

The government has responded by saying it has no evidence of #Sellafield nuclear site hacking.
The government claims (see image left) that its 'monitoring systems are robust' and is confident that 'no such malware exists on our system...'
And yet, headlines (see image right) show that the UK government's security has been breached/hacked multiple times over the past few years, most recently last year.
You can't believe a word that passes their lips.

TV pitch: Netflix's Queer Eye but the Fab 5 are #neurodivergent. They turn up at people's houses for exactly 52 mins, find the earring the owner lost years ago in 25 seconds, arrange all their possessions into alphabetical order (& memorise them), then are inadvertently rude to the owner, then leave.
#ASD #ADHD #ND

Well hello and good morning to you Mastodon, welcome to day 6 of fluffy advent.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photoshop #fluffyAdvent #oddCreature

23andMe was hacked, so if your information was compromised, make sure to change your genetic code ASAP. https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/4/23988050/23andme-hackers-accessed-user-data-confirmed

Breaking: Elon announces he will sue the leopards that are currently eating his face.

Day 5 of fluffy advent, because the world needs more one-eyed fluffsters in Santa hats. Apparently.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photoshop #fluffyAdvent #oddCreature