evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I made Thanksgiving dinner and now the kids are crying and I'm not allowed to help anymore

#thanksgiving

The very best thing about being fire folk is that you can toast marshmallows whenever you want.

100% of fact.

#sillyScribbles #fire

I don’t know if any time of my life has blurred together more than the last four years

And the sarcasm will be so sharp, you'll bleed.

#writing #writinglife #writingcommunity #library #libraries #librarians #humor #humour #signs

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

Today’s poem is called ‘The News Where I Am’.

@MooseAllain

Just one confetto
Give it to me
The groom's now in traction
Unfortunately

"Madam President...the moon that recently arrived...something has broken away, it's descending over the Pacific."

"What do you recommend we do, General?"

"There's nothing we can do. It's bigger than any mountain on Earth."

CUT TO AIRCRAFT CARRIER, PACIFIC FLEET, A BOOMING SWANEE WHISTLE SHATTERS ALL WINDOWS

"My god...get a message out fast, before that wave hits. All hands, abandon ship."

CUT TO WHITEHOUSE. GENERAL DROPS PHONE, VISIBLY PALES

"Madam President...they've dropped a Clanger."

We need to talk about the Clangers. The Clangers (copyright Coolabi Productions Ltd, Smallfilms Ltd and Peter Firmin, images used under review/satire...) live on "a small Moon"...and are tall enough that the Moon's curvature is comparable to their scale. This is the best pic I could find to illustrate this, the further Clanger seems to be pretty much ON the horizon from the camera's point of view.

So we can draw a circle to match that curvature...

Things I would like to exist, number 527

The Highland Catermoo

If any scientists are available to help that would be very much appreciated. Thank you.

#photography #photoshop #silly #cute #creature

"Richest 1% emit as much planet-heating pollution as two-thirds of humanity"

I don't think there's anything else to add to #Oxfam's last campaign report. #ClimateChange #ClimateInequality

https://www.oxfam.org/en/press-releases/richest-1-emit-much-planet-heating-pollution-two-thirds-humanity

#morning #meme

My only two moods on Mastodon

There has been much deleting but one that's survived is this empty room in Dunstaffnage Castle that shouted at me as I entered.

Terrible photo but... RARR!

#sillyScribbles #silly #drawing #castle

I've mentioned before that I have a folder of "hmm, I could do something with that" stuff & if I don't use it after an amount of time I post or delete.

I am having a 'sort it' afternoon.

This is one where I just didn't get suitable footage to properly play with, but I have a soft spot for old tech & flashing lights.

I'm fairly confident it's the Harwell Dekatron Computer (the WITCH) at the National Museum of Computing. I recommend a visit.

https://www.tnmoc.org/first-generation-gallery

#computing #retroComputing

Ahhh, Mastodon.

As a result of recent chats on here I've been down an extensive rabbit hole about Yorkshire dialects (I am not from Yorkshire), then had to work out if I could still remember how to floss (dance, not dental care).

Excellent.

#animation #sillyScribbles #dance #floss

#Cat #Dalek #DoctorWho

Knew it.
I think we all knew it, really.