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The word "excellent" is derived from the Christian practice of giving up the use of Microsoft Excel for 40 days to commemorate Christ's sacrifice.

It is a period of great productivity.

The date of lent is calculated by using an obscure Excel macro on a field that didn't originally have anything to do with dates, but Excel converted it to one anyway.

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Aww, woke up to a lot of heilan coo love this morning 😍

Here's a close-up shot showing that shaggy fringe in all its glory.

What a beauty.

#photography #Scotland #landscape #BenNevis #highlandCow #heilanCoo #moo

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Do you boost polls on mastodon?

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Just realised it's nearly a year since we set up our things.uk Mastodon server. I'd poked about before that, but hadn't, you know, fully committed.

Making the move properly was definitely a Good Thing. Will need to make something to celebrate. Hmmmm 🤔

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I've been following @eclectech for a while now (and if you're not--hey, go do that), and as an amateur photographer I decided it was time to do the thing that Great Artists are said to do... that's right it's THEFT! *insert airhorn here*

I went for a walk in the woods last week and met a lot of these lil guys along the way. Friendly folk, good conversationalists, highly recommend having a chat if you meet some!
#photography #mushrooms

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Sitting around waiting for other people to make decisions is quite dull, and can verge on annoying.

/a little glimpse into my morning so far

#sillyScribbles #photography #mushroom #mushtodon #drawing

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@stavvers My favourite is 'we'll burn that bridge when we get to it'.

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Met this tree yesterday. I liked it. It was yellow, and spiky, and surprisingly smiley.

#photography #silly #googlyEyes #nature #trees #autumn

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He argued with his brother for days for the biggest pumpkin just to produce this.

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Every #Halloween my deceased grandmother and I meet up for a game of Scrabble. She requires the additional aid of a Ouija board, naturally.

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This path leads to an ancient burial ground, so I thought I would spook-it-up for Halloween.

#spooky #halloween #animation #trees #Scotland

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Remember to check your kids Halloween candy! I AM SERIOUS. i just found this Netware 4.11 install with 15 years of uptime inside a mars bar

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NEWS! Gabrielle Kent and I will be talking to none other than HUGO-WINNING Rob Wilkins) at Waterstones Piccadilly on November 20th at 6pm about Tiffany Aching's Guide to Being a Witch. You can get the book with the ticket just or general admission. waterstones.com/events/rhianna

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)