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so i called up the captain
"please bring me my memes"
he said, "we haven't had that dankness here
since 42069"

this toot *fucking sucks* lol, i should be hit over the head with a ragecomic for it

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🎶 welcome to the hotel california
such a fucked up place
sponsored by squarespace 🎶

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did you know if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time you can't hear either very well and it's frustrating

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Live your life with the enthusiasm of a toddler yelling into the toilet bowl. #Blessings 🙏

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Week 20 of the Friday Sparkly Rainbow Dancers. 20?!

I had big plans to make them all do a big dance routine in celebration of big round number, but life got in the way, then the rainbows started chasing each other, then some dancers couldn't keep time & others refused to change their moves, so instead I give you DANCING RAINBOW CHAOS.

Anyhow, as ever, sending good vibes for all nice things you want from your weekend.

#FridaySparklyDancers #SillyScribbles #animation #dance #silly #drawing

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The winners of this year's "Small World" micro-photo competition are out. I'm especially intrigued by this astonishing shot: a struck match, caught at the exact moment of ignition.
(It ended up in second place, go figure.) #science #photography
nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/

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Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?

*A few months go by. Mastodon gains millions of new accounts. Everything is still fine.*

Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?

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Well, well, well. The Kraken has cracked. Conspiracy peddler and avid Dr. Pepper consuming wacko Sidney Powell has pled guilty in the GA RICO case to six counts of conspiracy to interfere with performance of election duties. She is likely getting a deal with prosecutors in exchange for testimony against Donald Trump. It’s a full on Heinz-57 day at Mar-a-Lago!

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Big Bird invented Snuffleupagus because he could no longer bear the psychological weight of being the sole surviving megafauna in the Sesame Street ecosystem

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There are *ads* in the *start bar* in Windows 11, in an operating system I paid for. Whose joke of enshittification is this?

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the "i would never buy an NFT, just think of all the energy they pointlessly burn through" crowd sure has come around fast on "haha i got ChatGPT to write a poem about my butt"

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PS If a viral report goes around saying there’s a vulnerability and you should protect yourself by turning off link previews for a couple of days, there’s really not a lot of cost to being cautious about it. I understand the desire to avoid being “a sucker” but It’s not like someone is asking you to eat a Tide Pod.

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Been playing with the images I got from the 360 camera, so am going to extend this thread with some slightly more abstract images from the forest.

I maintain that dangling colourful slinkies above peoples' heads is the best use of them I've encountered; the only one that stops them getting all tangled up & an interesting photographic opportunity too.

Bottom right is my fave though.

4 of 3 (sorry)

#EnchantedForest #abstract #photography #woodland #lights #trees #nature #Scotland #Pitlochry

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)