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Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...

People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:

-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.

-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.

-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.

-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.

I was going to make a whole track inspired by the display I saw in a French service station, but really 13 seconds is enough.

Me: Wow. Just took a macro photo of a flower and it looks gorgeous. The centre is like a sumptious bath.

Everyone else:

Me: No. Honest. It's all bubbly and moist and looks like an amazing place to chill.

Everyone else:

Me: OK. Look. I'll show you what I mean.

Everyone else:

Me: Oh. OK. No, you're right. That's just weird.

#macro #photography #flower #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

Caught them all! Grab them while you can https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/151062070

they should throw the book at whoever took the artefacts from the british museum for receiving stolen goods

“AI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

Fully expect if there was a zombie apocalypse the government would just encourage you to get bitten so you can get back to work sooner

Here we are now, all the lads

mème tout frais 100% bio

French parent: *yeets child over fence* Garde Louis!!

I would like to publicly apologize for my prior support of drag show bans, but I would also like to emphasize that I thought drag was short for dragon. I did not mean to be a bigot, I simply wanted our scaly friends to be free and not be forced to perform for our entertainment.

postin hog

Saw the kind of conditions you always dream of developing. Bolted to the beach and made it in time to capture some of my favourite images of all time.

#photography #beach #sunset #fujifilm #novascotia #canada

Next week: DeSantis claims that some Jews benefitted from the Holocaust, arguing that obesity was nonexistent in the concentration camps.

Shout out to my new followers, and long time followers, I like posting song parody/shit posted songs and the occasional weird food meme.

Nothing to see here, just a cat named Fishy pretending to be a hermit crab.

This is a weird request, but I figure the worst I can get for it is silence. I'm totally #blind and have very bad hearing. To set up a device through its inaccessible software, I'm in need of a sighted person for about an hour and a half to two hours who can access a computer remotely, speaks and reads English, and can describe images and graphs. The person needs to be quite patient with follow-up questions, needs to be willing to repeat if needed, as well as be able to click on items and describe what happens on the screen. The person needs to be fairly detail oriented because some of the images appear to have arrows and other ways to expand them, according to the manual. Though I'm happy to be reasonable, I have no clue how much to offer as payment, this is my first request of this kind. I'm posting it because I know we have some blind people here who may be able to point me towards someone who has done this before and may be willing to do it for such a short period. Boosts welcome, indeed, they're appreciated. #hearingimpaired #software #A11Y #accessibility #remote