evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I took a few macro photos of this purple and cream flower. None of the photos were quite right, but they all made me think of alien landscapes. They were very other-worldly.

Then one of them turned into this.

I think it's friendly.

#nature #photography #PhotoShop #silly #alien #creature #PurpleBeastVisitingUsFromTheStars

Loved when NFTs were getting hyped because if you were skeptical a bunch of chuds were like "You just don't understand how it works" and then you'd look up how it worked and it was actually much stupider than you thought

Bro they were trying to charge for URLs

@stavvers @andi I was really hoping submersible guy would kick off a bizarre-demise fad among the super rich.

Thiel: dies after deliberately replacing his own blood with the bile of forty hyenas.

Musk: devoured like a pagan god by his many children.

Ellison: Lost at sea. Found. Thrown back.

It's come to my attention that many of my international followers just don't do cryptic crosswords, so here's how the answer *works*

The clue is looking for a word that means "sexual impulse".

Lido is a pool
Bi is swinging both ways

Put "bi" in "lido" and you get "libido" which means sexual impulse.

This is how we live on rainy fascist island.

i fucking called it lol

"We will shift heaven and earth to help people to get out of Afghanistan. We will do everything we can"

Boris Johnson, 2021.

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"All 6 men who drowned in the Channel were Afghan. Afghans are running from Afghanistan because of the Taliban
They are on small boats because the U.K. government won’t open safe & legal routes for Afghans like they have for Ukrainians.
Don’t even know what to say anymore"

Peymana Assad, 2023.

#SafeRoutes

Mind meld #StarTrek

Really want to help Maui? Get politicians to hold multinational corporations and billionaires accountable for trashing the global ecosystem. Yeah, I didn't think so.

Photos I took of stained-glass windows at Gruyères Castle, Switzerland, built between 1270 and 1282.
#medieaval #design #middleages #folklorethursday

#cat #meme

Mastodon combines 2 of my favourite things - memes and talking to myself.

#starwars #history #meme

how many clogs was the mouse that went clip-clippety-clop, there on the stairs of that amsterdam windmill wearing...

Sorting through photos. Too many of rocks to be sensible. But I like this one. It has a hat on.

#photography #rocks #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

The friendly face of nuclear power.

Apologies for the shoddy photo, it was taken from a moving car (while a passenger, obvs.) as we drove past Torness Power Station, while I shouted out to my fellow travelers "Look, it's waving at us".

Much eye-rolling ensued, but look at its cheery wee face!

#photography #nuclear #power #NuclearPower #architecture #Scotland #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles

(edited to correct typo)