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Please stop laughing at CatGPT. Please stop sharing this picture. It's not funny. This is a slippery slope. It might only meow for now, but what's next? What will our cats do if CatGPT takes their jobs? Do we really want artificial intelligence to sleep all day? To scoff at the $50 worth of cat food you just purchased? To knock your full glass of water over and feel zero remorse when it shatters on the floor? Call me a Luddite, but I believe we must destroy CatGPT to protect our feline friends.

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[at a lesbian wedding]
i now pronounce you "open to interpretation"

you may now kiss your roommate

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I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.

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i've had it up to here with tom cruise

*holds hand horizontal about nipple height*

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@evilstevie I know, right! The Real World is virtually unplayable right now.

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Does anyone fancy their hand at being PM? Call me maverick, but I think next time we should take a break from the norm and have one who isn't a sociopath that exploits the role as a get-rich(er)-quicker scheme while the rest of the world burns.
#northsea #Sunak

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Hi, is that Rentokill.

Yes, how can we help

I'd like you to kill my co-worker

Sorry we only kill pests

Well he's a sex pest.

*click* hello, hello

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30 July 2023
TFL
London

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to request the addition of upper windscreen wipers for double decker buses. For those sat in the front seats, it's very difficult to ensure the safe operation of pretending to drive the bus.

Thank you for your consideration.

Best,
Charles

holy poop, I'm sorta-kinda-nearly back up again.
house moves are really bad for small systems :(

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What struck me most about those who rioted was how long they waited. The restraint they showed. Not the spontaneity, the restraint. They waited and waited for justice and it didn’t come. No one talks about that.

- Toni Morrison

#AbolishPolice #Abolition #anarchism #activism #Protest

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I wish every

person who would like to make the fediverse more like corporate social media

a very

go back to the corporate social media you like so much

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People acting like AI invented bullshit on the internet. It learned it from us.

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My husband had to wait for 6 years to capture this view of #TheNeedles.

Taken as the #moon set at 4.30 am last summer. This shot is only possible a couple of times each year. He almost had it in 2016 but it was slightly too breezy and the telephoto lens couldn't keep in focus.

It causes controversy as some think it's fake, I promise you that it is not. It involved much research, persistence and luck with the weather! It's the cover shot on our 2024 calendar #IsleofWight #photography

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)